Condescend Jokes

( That means I talk down to people. )

That means I talk down to people.

I said "We were in Rome, the way you knew so much about the city like it was second nature to you. But I never felt you were condescending to me when I'd ask stupid questions. I saw how much you knew, how passionate you could. I'd been bored by all the old building, but you brought it all to life. I... read more

is kind of complex, and I don't think you would understand it, even if I explained it to you !

It was a little condescending.

(Condescending means talking down to people)

A condescending con descending.

While Jumping From A Helicopter.

Because that's a very big word.

I guess he’s really into Kink shaming.

you guys didn't get it last time, and probably wont get it this time either.

That means "to talk down to"

*(Credit: Bob Newhart)*

Me: Don’t you mean condescendingly?

But one day, I’ll be sure

... Do you even know what that means?

Oh never mind you don't know the answer anyway.

Yeah, I didn't think so.

It's ridiculous, I don't even think he knows what that word means.

“My goldfish died,” Nancy sobbed. “And I’ve just buried him.”

The obnoxious neighbour laughed and said condescendingly: “That’s a really big hole for a little goldfish, don’t you think?”


Nancy patted down the last heap of earth with her shovel and replied: “That’s because he’s insi... read more

"Hey, thanks for being such a dal."

In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00." Ralph asks... read more

...she said it was a little condescending.

It was a little condescending.

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.



A few other excellent puns:

He wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then he changed his mind.

Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? - Ireland. It’s Dublin every day.

A ... read more

I would tell you, but it’s a little condescending.

His boss was berating him for a simple mistake. His coworkers were irritable. Customers were condescending. The only thing getting him through the day was knowing that his new golf clubs were coming in the mail later that day. He finally gets to leave work and gets home. He cracks open his bee... read more

When I got home and opened it up, it said “You don’t know how to cook, but you’re trying so hard. Bless your heart, honey.”

Turns out it was sweet’n condescending milk.

A condescending con descending!


(This has been my favorite joke for years, so I thought I’d share! :) Pretty sure I originally saw if from a tumblr post, it’s not my original joke)

I don't want to sound condescending while telling a joke about a con descending

The first mathematician insisted that the general American populace was woefully inadequate when it came to understanding even basic math, while the second felt the average person knew more than they were given credit. They made a friendly wager and agreed that the next time their waitress came by, ... read more

He's not dead, just very condescending

Her sister condescendingly replies “You just have problems with men sis”

Condescending

1. I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.

2. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.

3. My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant.



4. Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

5. I ... read more

The ending was pretty condescending.

and the conversation soon turns to talking about their families. The girl sighs and says, “I'm sure wherever my dad is, he's looking down on us.” “I’m sorry”, the boy says sympathetically .”Oh, he's not dead.”, replies the girl, “Just very condescending.”

It was a little condescending.

Patronised means they speak with a sense of superiority and are condescending

So he takes his bedsheet, ties it to the window, and then tries to climb down. Of course, it being a bedsheet, it couldn’t hold his weight, and he falls down, attracting the attention of a guard. The guard says “ that was a really stupid way to escape”, to which the prisoner replies “ no need to be ... read more