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The nun and the driver

One night, an Uber driver picked up a nun. While he was driving, the driver started to laugh insanely. "Why are you laughing?" asked the Nun "Oh it's nothing." said the Uber driver "No really" said the Nun, "I won't mind" So the driver told her, "Well, it's really silly but I've always had this fant...

I got chatting to a bird down the pub last night.

She said, "So what do you work as?"

"It's a very important job," I said. "I have to finalise deals in the transfer window."

"Wow, a football agent?" she asked.

"No," I replied. "I work in the drive thru at McDonald's."

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