An old woman tells her husband that if he walks across the kitchen floor after she mops again she's going to kill him.
The next time she mops the kitchen floor he does it again. He gets the kitchen floor dirty and tracks water into the living room. She does as promised. Without saying a word she goes to their bedroom, gets his pistol out of the closet, and shoots him dead in his recliner.
Then she calls 911 ...
A police officer responding to a gunshot call called his police chief.
"We got an old lady who shot her husband for walking on the floor after she just mopped it," he reported.
"Have you arrested her?" the chief asked.
"Nope. The floor's still wet," he replied.
A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor...
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant. “No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”
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My wife was in the height of labour. Screaming in agony as I mopped her brow. She turned to me and grabbed my hand. Her face scrunched up and staring deep into my eyes, she let out a hiss and shouted, "THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT!!"
I smiled and calmly replied, "Well if you remember rightly, I wanted to do you up the arse but you said it'd be too painful"
Last night, I did the dishes, vacuumed the house, hung up our laundry and mopped the floors while my wife was resting.
She was incredibly thankful, and after I finished she came up to me and gave me a massive hug, saying "What would I ever do without you?"
The dishes would be a good start.
A group of police officers are sitting outside a woman's house after she murdered her husband
One calls dispatch and says "we got a woman armed with a knife in here and she just killed her husband."
Dispatch says "do you know why she killed her husband?"
The officer replies "yeah, she told him not to step on the floor right after she mopped, and he stepped on it anyway"
...
a policeman calls for backup
Dispatch, we've got a homicide here. Looks like This old lady just shot her husband. She claims it was because he kept tracking dirt over her freshly mopped floors. Over
Understood, is the suspect in custody? Over.
No dispatch. The floor isn't dry yet.
By mistake his Phone rang in Church during prayers...
The Priest scolded him ...
After prayers, the congregation admonished him for interrupting the silence.
His wife lectured him on his carelessness until they got home.
One could see the shame, embarrassment n humiliation on his face !!
*He has never stepped into the Church...
A police dispatcher is taking a call from the scene of a domestic disturbance...
Officer on scene: We're at 1120 Elm Street. A woman has just shot her husband for walking on her freshly mopped floor.
Dispatch: Have you apprehended the suspect?
Officer: Negative; the floor is still wet.
Recently the police were called to the residence of an elderly couple. The Chief radios the station that the wife has shot the husband.
The Sgt. at the station stammers "What? Why?" The Chief calls back "Well, apparently she warned him about walking on her freshly mopped floors one more time..." Sarge is in utter disbelief "Did you go and arrest her??" Chief said not yet. Sarge asked what the hell he's waiting for. Chief radios back...
An officer and a lawyer were having a discussion in court.
Lawyer: "A woman shot her husband because he stepped on her freshly mopped floor."
Officer: "That is correct."
Lawyer: "Officer, can you explain why it took you 20 minutes to arrest the woman once you got there?"
Officer: "The floor was still wet."
I got into a cleaning contest with my friend.
I mopped the floor with him.
Two cops are called to a building.
-Central, we have a homicide here, a man was killed by his wife after he walked on the recently mopped floor
-Have you made an arrest?
-No! the floor's still wet!
A man walked into the ER with severe burns and blisters to both sides of his face.
He was quickly admitted. The attending physician asked him, “how on earth did you burn your face so badly?”
The man reluctantly began his explanation. “It’s actually kind of embarrassing doc. See my wife is out of town this week, and so I’m having to do my own cooking...”
“Ah, I see...
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