Padding Jokes - 3 Hilarious Padding Jokes

What is the padding in a pushup bra made from?

Mammory Foam

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I met a woman while walking my dog in the park.

After a few minutes and feeling a little chemistry I asked her to go out for dinner with me.

She agreed and the following evening we met at a decent restaurant. After a nice dinner, a few drinks, and great conversation I invited her back to my place.

We started making out and my hand...

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What's the fastest way from A to B?

A little padding.

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