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Caked Jokes

nobody seems to upvote a cake joke on cakeday anymore

Feeling desserted

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

So I was at the bar the other day...

...and suddenly, I feel a large slap on my ass.

Turning around, I spot the ugliest woman imaginable; she was large, heavily tattooed, and caked with metric tonnes of makeup.

She said to me, "Hey there, guy. I saw you over there and thought you should call me."

I looked her over ...

It’s my cake day and no one cares

I feel caked…pied….I mean desserted

what looks like half a birthday cake?

...the other half. this is my cringe cakeday joke.

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