Lather Jokes

a mob gathered outside the soapmaker's cottage accusing, "those barrels in your cellar, we know what they are, we know what you've been up to - those barrels contain fats rendered from our missing townsfolk you've been murdering all these years!"  

the soapmaker protested, "those are lyes, th... read more

The instructions on the shampoo bottle said-
"Lather, Rinse, Repeat."

A soap opera

While the barber is lathering him up, the man admits to having a hard time getting a close shave on his cheeks.


''Here, try this'', says the barber, pulling a small wooden ball from a drawer. '' Place the ball between your right cheek and gum and I'll show you how close a shave can be.''... read more

A few decades ago, a man walked into a barber shop and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine, please."



As it was in those days, the barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge.

However, instead of the usual child or assistant, a gorgeous woman kneels down and shi... read more

The directions said lather,rinse,repeat.

A woman moves in with her balding programmer boyfriend and immediately gets concerned about his nighttime routine. Every night he takes a 2 hour shower and goes to bed complaining that his arms hurt. She also noticed that he has an entire closet full of shampoo. After a few weeks she can't take it a... read more

Her neighbor approaches her and says, "wow. that's a lot of shampoo bottles." She says, "of course! I go through one bottle a day. Just following directions." The neighbor, perplexed, says, "what do you mean? Following directions?" The blonde says, "well it says to 'Rinse, Lather, And Repeat' but it... read more

Eminessence and Marshal Lathers.

||: lather, rinse :||

Next to him was found a shampoo bottle marked 'Lather, Rinse, Repeat'.

he wants a shave; the barber takes out the blade, lather ups the chin, starts to shave, and nicks the customer. He apologies, starts on the other side, nicks the other cheek to; he mumbles an apology again, continues to the neck, nicks the guy again. Tired of apologizing, he tries to make small talk... read more

I hope it was the former, not the lather.

There was once a man named Benny. Benny was old, tired, and most of all sad. He had no friends, no family, and worked the worst job. The only thing he ever looked forward to was seeing his beautiful neighbor on his way home from work, Jenny.

One day after coming home from work he say a stran... read more