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Leap Day Jokes

Why does Feb get the leap day?

White months can't leap.

Leap Day should be an international holiday where all business is expressly forbidden. Everyone gets a "free day" to spend extra time with loved ones, chase dreams, or try something new.

No explanation needed, this proposal is a big joke in itself

worse than Donald Trump

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I just had sex with a girl who's celebrating her fifth birthday.

She said being born on Leap Day really sucks.

My wife started jumping and shouting in the kitchen all of a sudden.

I think it's the leap day.

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