I'm looking for a girl who loves Leap Day

Cuz that means she appreciates things which only come once every four years

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I just had sex with a girl who's celebrating her fifth birthday.

She said being born on Leap Day really sucks.

My wife started jumping and shouting in the kitchen all of a sudden.

I think it's the leap day.

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