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Misbehaving Jokes

What does a misbehaving nun dip her fries in?

Worst sister sauce

A woman is at the park with her son when he starts misbehaving.

She looks at him sternly and says "If you don't stop before I count to 3, we're going home!"

1...

2...

2 and a half...

2 and three quarters...

2 and five sevenths...

Just then a man taps her on the shoulder and hands her his business card. Hi I work for Gab...

Two boys were misbehaving... ...so their mother went to the local priest to look for advice. The priest thought it would be best if the boys learned integrity, by way of understanding that "God is everywhere, and He sees everything you do so you shouldn't misbehave."

The mother and the priest thought it best that the priest talked to the boys, so the mother agreed to take the boys in one at a time to talk to the priest.


She brought the first boy (Ray) to the church and left the second boy (Jim) at home. She took Ray into the priest's office and stay...

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I was misbehaving in class...

I was misbehaving in class one day, and was sent out of the classroom to the head’s office.

He said to me “This is the 4th time this week! We’re going to have to take this further. I’m going to call your father and ask him to come down so we can discuss your punishment.”

I can’t wait t...

The little chicks were misbehaving.

The mother hen said to them “If your father knew how bad you were he’d turn over on his rotisserie.”

What do you call a misbehaving glove?

A badmiton

What's the difference between misbehaving children and eggs?

The eggs taste better after I beat them.

A mother said to her son, "Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving."

The son replied, "Maybe he has good parents then!"

What do you call a misbehaving lizard?

Reptile disfunction

When your pet rock is misbehaving

You hit rock bottom

My girlfriend complained about her new bunny misbehaving

I said "just give her some thyme".

What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?

It's either my way or Norway!

I like my beef how I like my misbehaving teenagers...

Grounded.

What do you call a knight’s horse that’s misbehaving?

A knight mare.

Dad’s equivalent of the mother’s “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it, too” to their misbehaving child

Dad - “I shot you once, and I can I do it again”

She dimmed the lights. She leaned in. She looked straight into my eyes.

I kissed her.




And now I am arrested by the police for misbehaving with the optician.

Professor Snape and Eearmus

There was once a terribly misbehaving student at Hogwarts. His name was Eearmus. He wouldn't finish his homework or practice any of his incantations. The teachers were getting really impatient with Eearmus.

One day, Eearmus was extra mischievous and decided to play a prank on professor Snape...

The Lords email sent folder...

One day G-d was looking down at Earth and saw all the bad behavior that was going on ...

So He called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time ...

When he returned, he told G-d, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not ...

...

I named my dog Syndrome..

So when he's Misbehaving I yell "Down Syndrome"

^^^Stolen

What happened to the device which made electricity?

It started misbehaving and was grounded.

Lawyer in a train

Once a lawyer was travelling in a train alone.

After sometime, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth!

Lawyer was pleasantly Happy!

The lady kept smiling at him! This made the lawyer happier!

Then she went and sat next to him!

The lawyer was bubbli...

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Today my daughter, she is 7, made me look like an ass at the store...

She was throwing a fit and it started to annoy me. I saw another child that was acting good and said, "look at that girl over there; she isn't misbehaving"

And without missing a beat, she says, "maybe she has better parents"

We were in check out, and several people laughed

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Tom, Harry and Dick go to the principal's office..

Tom, Harry and Dick were misbehaving when they were playing outside in school so the teacher sends them to the principal's office.
Tom was the first to be called in to the office. The principal asks him "Why were you sent to my office?".
He replies with "I was being bad when I was playing in...

Directly to Jesus

One of the problems catholic priests face is how to keep their young alter boys from misbehaving or not accomplishing the tasks given to them, as they have not yet concerted their faith and devotion. One year at the annual meeting of cardinals a group of priests from all over the world were complain...

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