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Pedo Jokes

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I came out my front door this morning to see my neighbour frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray painted on his front window.

"What's been going on John?"' I asked.

"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.

Dirty bastard.

Did any of you hear about that pedo music teacher?

The one who broke a G string while fingering A minor.

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2 pedophiles are sitting on a park bench when an 11 year old boy walks by...

One pedo leans over to the other and says "boy he must've looked good back in the day"

A pedo and a little boy walk into the woods....

The boy, crying and hesitantly following the pedo says "Mr, can i go home? Its dark and im scared."

The pedo looks at him in disbelief and says, "imagine how i feel, i have to walk home alone."

What is the preferred footwear of pedos?

White Vans

A man (37) and his wife (19) go to a restaurant to celebrate their marriage.

They received some disapproving glances at first. Later, the people started calling the husband “pedo”, “pervert” and “sick” and shamed the couple for the age difference.


Completely ruined their 10th anniversary.

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My friend is into necrophilia, pedophilia and beastiality.

It’s not as bad as it sounds, he just fucks scrambled eggs.

You don't have to be good at anagrams

to see that Pope Benedict is an Epic Bent Pedo.

What do the dark web and submarines have in common?

They're both home to Tor-pedos.

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Say whatever you want about pedophiles...

..but at least they slow down in school zones...

Adventures Of Pedo-Sherlock

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

-Elementary, my dear Watson.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

We hired a teenage girl at my hardware store

I was showing her around the aisles when I picked up something off the shelf and pointed it at my self and made a beeping sound.

I said, "This is a stud-finder" and laughed.

She pulled up her sleeve, showed me her FitBit and made a beeping sound. She said, "This is a pedo-meter."

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A pedophile and an 8 year old are walking into the forest..

The kid says to the pedo, "I am scared"

The pedo replies, "You're scared?? I have to walk back alone!"

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What do you call a folder of child pornography?

A pedo-file.

I wore a pedometer for a week.

Good news -- I'm not a pedo.

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