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Molesters Jokes

Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters.

Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!

what do socks and fruit molesters have in common?

They come in pairs.

Child molesters

Two priests are out driving one day, when they get pulled over by a police officer.
The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver, " Sorry to pull you over father, but we're currently searching for two child molesters."
The two priests turn and look at each other for a fe...

what do you call someone who molests child molesters?

An apex predator

Where do child molesters go to university?

Bring'em Young

A new experimental punishment for child molesters involves chaining them to electricity-producing machines and having them work 24/7

Researcers hope to be able to generate multiple pedowatts of power.

What is the one good thing about child molesters?

They drive slowly in the school zones!

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What's special about twin fruit molesters?

They always cum in pears.

What is the default format for child molesters?

.PDF Files.

When I was a kid the police came to the church to ask if anyone knew any child molesters.

The priests fingered me.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

A policeman pulled over two priests in a blue SUV for speeding

When the officer was writing them a ticket, his radio buzzed, "We are looking for two child molesters in a blue SUV. I repeat, we are looking for two child molesters, in a blue SUV."

The priests locked eyes for 10 seconds until one finally piped up, "We'll do it."

What's the difference between "To Catch a Predator" and Harvey Weinstein?

One stars molesters, while the other molests stars.

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