Jk Jokes - 27 Hilarious Jk Jokes

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Professor X to JK Rowling:

Professor X: "What's your power?"

JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."

Gay Professor X: "Interesting."

I didn't know JK Rowling was an audiophile, but it isn't surprising

She's obviously very opinionated about trans coding

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gonna mark this for reposting :) (jk it's original)

What is a redditor's most hated fencing move?

The repost.

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How does the author of Harry Potter get down a hill? By walking.

JK. Rolling

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves.

Jk, he hasn’t opened it yet.

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What do you call a fake gun?

A JK-47

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How I accidentally crushed a vegan customer's soul at Subway ;-;

So I work at Subway, yesterday I had a chick come in, she told me she wanted a Veggie Delight. As I went to get the bread she asked me if I could change my gloves cause she was vegan and I had been handling meat. I did that, no problem, perfectly reasonable request. I get her bread, toast it and put...

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Why did the cannibal have a medieval peasant and JK Rowling over for dinner?

They wanted to eat serf and terf.

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Wife (to husband): How would you describe me?

Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife: What do you mean?

Husband: Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Funny, Graceful, Helpful, Intelligent.

Wife: What about JK?

Husband: Just Kidding.

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Why are communists always late to events?

Because they’re Stallin’!

JK. It’s cause they starved to death.

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Ellen Pao is actually right and we should respect her decisions

^jk ^lol

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What’s a Depressed persons favorite drink?

A Depresso Espresso

Jk it’s cyanide

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What did the air stewardess say after she made Abcde cry?

I JK

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Where do you set your drinks when you have covid?

A coughey table.

My 3 year old just told me this. Jk, my adult brain made this dumb joke, hope it's not a repost.

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With most colleges going online now, nobody is laughing at University of Phoenix anymore

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Where do horses go when they break their legs?

The HORSEpital hahahaha,

Jk they get shot

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I lost the 2 middle keys in my keyboard

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Your life

Jk you’re cool

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Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home ...

Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?

Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant:
Weight?

Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant:
Color of eyes?

Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really ...

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TIL that the toilet seat was invented by the polish people and only after 5 years the American perfected it by adding the hole in the middle.

A rough translation of a jk my dad told me

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A proton walks into a bar...

jk protons can't walk

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I remember doing security at the Brits a few years back when it all kicked off between Steps and Jamiroquai

I was the only thing between H and JK

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How many HK protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick Question: They can't change anything.

Jk dont take this seriously plz

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Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn’t see that well!

Jk some kids pushed him

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Yesterday i said I would write two jokes

jokes jokes

Jk anti vaxers and flat Earth people

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I'm so gay

I'm so gay, JK Rowling actually just revealed I was straight all along

I just got married and I am scared of the statistics..

I'm not sure if I should be more worried about that 40-50% of marriages end in divorce or that 50-60% of all marriages last..

Jk honey, I love you. ^^^^^help

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