Who orders an Italian sub?

An Italian dom.

What do you call a dom that has an army kink?

a tank top

My first day as a dominatrix I walked into another dom's chambers

Oops, wrong sub.

I don’t get why everybody is hating on Dom Capers

It’s not like he’s able to defend himself

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Pay your bills

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick (an employee in the palace) obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. 
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, ...

What do you call an infrequent prokaryote who's into BDSM?

Cell dom.

Last night I visited a fetishist community website for the first time

Why are there so many dudes called Dom?

You Might Be An Extreme Redneck If...

You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of HER kids.

The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is out of your league b...

Many years ago I was acting as the system administrator.

Periodically I would receive a call from someone who had not accessed the system recently, forgot their password and locked themselves out trying to logon. I would look up their password and unlock the system for them and they would go on their merry way.

One day I received a call from a youn...

Did you hear about the guy swindling women by pretending to be Christian Grey

Turns out he was a Con Dom.

After a Year of use I can say without a doubt that the Nintendo Switch is the perfect console for Me

The Nintendo Sub was too under powered and the Nintendo Dom is more than I can handle.......

BDSM browsing reddit...

Just a dom looking for a sub.

I offered a North Korean some freedom

He said "Im glad its free but what the hell is 'dom'"

Knock knock!

Who's there?
Khan!
Khan who!
Khan-dom broke, hope you're on the pill!

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My Blasphemous Joke..

So, Dolly Parton and the Queen of England somehow end up dying at the same moment and find themselves at the Pearly Gates in front of St. Peter.

He tells them both that there's only enough room for one of them to pass, so they need to prove themselves.

Dolly Parton simply opens her blo...

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