Mods Jokes - 45 Hilarious Mods Jokes

Open letter to the mods of /r/jokes

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How many Reddit mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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CAN MODS OF THIS SUB DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO ARE ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!

WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING PEOPLE, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 11 IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE ...

I wrote a haiku about admins and mods

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How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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Mods can we please ban jokes about hymens?

They’re tearable.

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3 reddit mods walk in a bar.

The bar collapses

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The mods removed the previous joke that summited about my penis.

It was improperly tagged as long.

Three /r/Jokes mods walk in a bar..............

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Y'know, sometimes I just really wanna talk shit about reddit mods.

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Why did the mods of r/iamatotalpieceofshit cross the road?

To collect money from Joel Michael Singer.

A note to the mods

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21 ways to piss off the mods on this sub

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I got banned from /r/Jokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

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Ok Mods I want to know why my post was removed.

It's annoying because my fence keeps falling down.

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What makes Reddit Mods so funky?

"Funk not only moves, it can remove." - Sir Lollipop Man

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My wife left me, so I posted all the nudes she ever sent me onto r/gonewild.

The mods removed them though as they go against the rules.

They don't allow reposts.

Our two new mods, ElderCunningham and iBleeedorange

Hey guys,

Not too long ago we started advertising new moderator positions for /r/jokes, and after receiving a bunch of submissions, we found our two candidates.

I've asked them to write up a brief introduction for themselves.

First up is /u/iBleeedorange, who also mods /r/diablo...

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The r/jokes mods must be in the housing business

They keep re-moving

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Can the mods of this sub explain as to why my posts were removed?

Now my fence has fallen over….

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Why did Reddit mods take down Darwin’s theory of evolution post?

The link was missing

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Mods removed my post from r/showerthoughts

I created a post titled “Falling in the shower can be fatal” but the mods removed it DESPITE having that thought in the shower.

So, not only am I missing out on Karma, but I STILL don’t know how to stop myself from bleeding out on the bathroom floor.

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The year is 2028 and /r/Jokes is still going strong.

A new user gets on to /r/jokes and sees the most upvoted joke just says "28"

The second most upvoted joke says "3915"

The third most upvoted joke says "756"

He can't see why they're getting so many upvotes, so he comments "These aren't jokes, they're numbers"

The mod repl...

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[OC] Which road is most favourite of reddit mods ?

The Autobahn .

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Hey, wanna hear a joke about reddit mods

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My joke was removed for comparing Trump to Hitler

Apparently it's against the rules to make personal attacks on someone even after they've been dead for over 70 years.

I just found out the mods' password!

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/r/Jokes is looking for Mods!

Sorry all! The time to apply is now over.

Well all, looks like we are growing again and in need of a few more mods. If you want to check out the details and apply, see the link below:

http://www.reddit.com/r/needamod/comments/24sqne/css_and_regular_2_mod_positions_opening_up_in/<...

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Young Couple gets banned from church.

There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks.

After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained. "Yes, no ...

I posted a joke about stoicism and the mods removed it.

I don't care anymore

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r/Jokes is looking for a new Mod

We are getting little swamped with the queues and our lives, we could really use the help of a qualified individual.

Up-mods and down-mods don't matter in this thread, so don't try to push your app to the top.

Requirements:

* **An Active User** Being a Mod is hard work and will...

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Little known fact, the mods of /r/Jokes are all actually Peruvian owls…

I think they're Inca hoots…

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Haiku for the mods

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^^^^^^^^^^^yes ^^^^^^^^^^^it's ^^^^^^^^^^^a ^^^^^^^^^^^repost ^^^^^^^^^^^it's ^^^^^^^^^^^the ^^^^^^^^^^^first ^^^^^^^^^^^post ^^^^^^^^^^^I ^^^^^^^^^^^remember ^^^^^^^^^^^from ^^^^^^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^^^^^sub ^^^...

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[meta] Flair for jokes (a suggestion to the mods)

I had an idea occur to me, how about offer flair for jokes so that it can be tagged as an oldie but a goody or heard it from a friend or thought of this one myself, because some people seem like theyve heard a lot of stuff and complain every time they heard it again. It would help you not get let do...

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What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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I told the mods about my idea to start a Harambe mega-thread.

But they shot it down.

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I just found out about these things called "mods" that can alter game files.

They're absolutely game changing.

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Top 10. jokes about mods and admins

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Why are people with diarrhoea the best mods?

They take so much shit that they can't give any.

I have evidence that the mods on r/jokes are censoring posts they dont like! More info in post!

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Humorists of Reddit! I challenge your joke inventing skills! First comment gives the punch line; the reply is the rest of the joke!

edit: Thanks guys for some hilarious jokes! Keep 'em coming. I wanted to let you know that I've messaged the mods about this thread. Maybe it could be a weekly thread? Who knows.

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My cousin is having trouble with the mods on Reddit...

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What does a Reddit mod and a hipster have in common?

Mods self-isolated before it was cool.

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A redditor walks into r/jokes...

The redditor notices the subs new avatar and immediately leaves.

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A wealthy, but stingy father was trying to put a birthday party together for his 18 y/o daughter.

He wanted the party to be extravagant, but wanted to spend as little money as possible. He had finished all of the other decorations, and he was left to work on the cake.

"Why not get it ordered from an upscale bakery?" his wife said.

So the father visited a ton of different bakeries a...

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