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Rad Jokes

What do you call something that’s rad but not too rad?

Radish

No matter how rad your Ferrari sounds

Niki's is Lauda!

What did one π rad say to the other π rad?

"arrrr matey!"

Does anybody know a rad trigonometry joke?

Please don't go off on a tangent.

I went on a trip to Chernobyl last week

It was rad

Stalin visits a Young Pioneer camp.

He's inspecting the children who are all standing in uniforms in a straight line. He pulls one boy out of line.

"What is your name, boy?" asks Stalin.

"My name is Vovochka Karpov" answers the boy.

"So, tell me, Vovochka, who is your mother?"

"My mother is the Great Soviet...

I couldn't figure out the answer to 180˚/ π on my math test.

So the girl next to me let me cheat off her.

It was rad.

Circle measurements.

Now that's rad.

What’s the coolest vegetable?

A rad-ish!

what do you call a semi cool vegetable

rad-ish

Why isn't 0=1?

Cos 1≈0.54

Isn't that rad!

So I was playing one of the old fallout games

I think it's rad

You guys hear of the Chernobyl X-Games?

The RAD levels were off the charts! Everyone was totally sick!

Why Marie Curie won two Nobel Prizes?

Because she was very rad.

What's the difference between a flying mammal in sunglasses and a mouse in disguise?

One's a rad bat, the other's a bad rat

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Food puns are no good

When scientists discovered a new plant, they were all like, "Rad!" But when they tasted it, it was just Rad-ish.
The other day my wife cooked up some green balls for me to eat, but I was all like "Bitch, Peas?"
The following day my wife made corn squashed into balls. When I tasted them, they w...

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A German guy, an Italian guy, and a Chinese guy are playing golf...

Around the 5th hole, this strange ringing goes off and the German guy starts speaking into his hand. The Italian guy and the Chinese guy are both wondering, "what the f*ck is this guy doing?"

The German guy explains, "It's totally awesome! My government made a phone that fits inside of your h...

Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)

Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.

Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"

Big Catholic ...

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