Modern Family Jokes - 3 Hilarious Modern Family Jokes

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An Irishman's first drink with his son

I was watching that American TV show "Modern Family" and it got me thinking about the time I took my son out for his first drink.

We went down the street to the local pub, only a couple of blocks away.

I got him a Guinness Stout. He didn't like it, so I drank it.
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Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'...

And they're going to call it 'Modern Family.'

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Dance till you feel hurt. Sing till your lungs hurt. Act till you're William Hurt. - Phil Dunphy

From Phil's Osophies (Modern Family). I have to get that book.

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