A manufacturing plant was in trouble, and nobody knew why.
A manufacturing plant was in trouble, and nobody knew why. They finally brought in an expert to fix the problem.
The guy basically walks in, inspects the equipment, takes out a chalk piece, marks one unit with an X mark and leaves.
The plant’s owner replaces the unit and viola! everyth...
A sales representative stops at a small manufacturing plant. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift.
“No, thanks" says the plant manager. "I tried smoking a cigar once, but I didn't like it".
The sales rep shows his display case and then, hoping to clinch a sale, offers to take the manager out for a round of drinks.
"No, thanks" the plant manager replies. "You know, I tried alcohol on...
A detective goes to a metal manufacturing plant...
He is there to investigate the death of a factory owner. The man was an esteemed author and visionary, who unfortunately was crushed to death in his factory. The detective approaches a worker for information.
“What was the product of this facility?”
“The owner loved words, and was obs...
A man working at a coffee manufacturing plant slips and falls into a vat of boiling hot coffee.
Friend: I can only imagine it was a slow death. Wife: no. It was instant.
Kraft is planning on building a manufacturing plant in the Middle East.
They will call it "Cheeses of Nazareth".
I love the smell of abandoned commercial manufacturing plants.
I find it to be a pleasant old factory experience.
Get a job
A young man in a small town graduates from high school. His father comes to him that evening and tells him “Son, you’re a man now. You need to start contributing to this household. Go get a job.”
The young man is rightfully concerned. Work prospects in his town are slim. The only jobs availab...
So the Pope is having a conversation with Aliens from Mars.
Pope: "Do you know Jesus?"
Alien: "Oh, Jesus. Great guy. He comes to our planet twice every year."
Pope: "Every year?! It's about two millennia and we're still waiting for his second coming."
Alien: "Maybe he didn't like your chocolate."
Need a joke about a refrigerator for work
I work in a refrigerator manufacturing plant and am giving a presentation next week. I would like to start out the presentation with a joke to lighten the mood. Anyone have any short, clean jokes about refrigerators?