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Factories Jokes

I totally understand why people work at fragrance factories...

Makes scents...

Why are Tesla factories littered with calculators?

Because bots don't count.

They're closing sausage factories in Germany

They're calling it the wurst case scenario.

Why Jesus doesn't come back

An extraterrestrial landed his flying saucer in a man's back yard. The man came out and the two started talking. Eventually, the man asked the extraterrestrial if they knew about Jesus on his planet.


"Oh, yes," said the alien. "We know Jesus very well. In fact, he visits our world e...

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An 18 year old girl tells her mom that she has missed her last 2 periods

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy test. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Crying, cursing and Shouting the mother says, "Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later...

Do you know why factories didn’t close in China?

Because kids don’t catch covid.

People who work in coin factories sure are lucky.

They make a lot of money.

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

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