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Marley Jokes

What kind of Donuts are Bob Marley's favourite?

Ones with Jammin'!

Why doesn’t Bob Marley eat PB&J sandwiches?

Because he’s more of a jam man.

What did Bob Marley say when he put his hand in the bread bin?

Is this loaf that I’m feeling?

What did Bob Marley say to the failing comedian?

Give up, stand up.

What is Bob Marley called on a motorcycle?

Bob Harley

Our photocopier in the office is called Bob Marley

'cause it's always jamming.

Which country listens to the most Bob Marley?

Yemen.

'Marley and Me' has a sequel!

It's called 'Me'...

My girlfriend walked out on me, with my Bob Marley CD and Satellite dish.

Oh well, No Woman No Sky.

According to his biography, Bob Marley's two favourite interests were fashion and comedy.

Or, as he called them, Get Up and Stand Up.

The most popular name for kids of Bob Marley fans?

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Benjamin

How often do experts say you should listen to Bob Marley?

Reggae-larly.

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My mate just rang me in tears. His wife has left him and taken his Bob Marley collection and satellite dish!

I pity the poor bastard

No Woman No Sky!

They just released the title for the Marley & Me sequel

Me

Did you hear about the time Bob Marley went to the hairdressers?

He was dreading it

Can you believe marijuana is still illegal in Jamaica?

Bob Marley must be rolling in his grave.

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

So, they recently discovered a recording of Michael Jackson covering Bob Marley

It was titled "One Glove"

I like music by underground artists

Like Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Bob Marley and Prince.

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An eighteen year old finally decides to throw out his toys.

Andrew was never fond of most of the toys in his collection. He was a professional gamer and had no time for real world items. One day, he decided that he needed to clear out his room and found all his old toys. Without a moment's notice, he placed the whole bag in the garbage bin outside his house....

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