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Manicures Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like manicures?

He's not getting nailed again!

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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Hotel.

A salesman checked into a futuristic hotel:

Realising he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.

"I'm afraid not, sir." The clerk told him apologetically. "But down the hall from your room is a vendi...

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