Maniacs Jokes - 5 Hilarious Maniacs Jokes

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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane...

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat … As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, ” Business trip or pleasure?”
She turned, smiled and said, “” Business. I’m going to the Annual Nympho- maniacs of America C...

All men think they are marrying nymphomaniacs.

The problem is, after a few years, the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.

One day, a man goes out and drives to work.

Then, his wife calls him and says, "hey, watch out because I just heard on the radio that there's a maniac driving in the wrong direction on the freeway!"

The man then says, "What do you mean? There's hundreds of maniacs!"

One night, two law students are busy studying for an important exam to be held three days later.

However, they are burn out.

One of the boys thinks that studying any further is futile, and that they should drive tomorrow out state; meet his cousin; party like there's no tomorrow; drive back for one more day; and be in time for the exam the day after.

His colleague agree an...

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One day, a Mother Superior was attending to some matters just outside the main doors of her convent. She noticed that the Seven Dwarves had huddled some distance from her...

... and, as they argued amongst themselves, they kept throwing looks her way. After some time, one of them separated from the group to approach her. It was Doc.

“Good morning, Mother Sister. I mean Mother Superior. Really sorry to bother you, but could you help us settle an argument?”

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