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Nutcase Jokes

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There's a guy out there that will let you kick him in the testicles for $10.

And it doesn't matter how hard you kick, he says that he doesn't feel any pain.

What a nutcase.

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What do serial killers and ballsacks have in common? (nsfw)

They're both nutcases

What is a jockstrap?

A nutcase

I couldn't believe my eyes; I saw a man wearing a codpiece this morning.

So, I complimented the nutcase, turned around and walked away as quickly as possible.

I know a guy who thinks he's a peanut shell.

He's a real nutcase.

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Three guys are waiting in line to get into Heaven.

St. Peter calls out to thee tree guys: "We don't have a lot of space in Heaven, so who ever tells be the most interesting death stories will get in!" The first man walks up and begins his story. "I came home one day from a bad day to find my wife naked on the bed. I suspected that she was cheating w...

A college fellow is trying to find a date to take to the county fair - and maybe a little more afterwards.

After some fruitless searching, a buddy of his says "I know this cute girl, Ruby, that you ought to meet!" So he arranges for them to meet and go to the county fair together.

Well, they get there, he shows Ruby around and asks her "What do you want to do?"

"I wanna get weighed!" says ...

A local law enforcement officer stops a car

for traveling faster than the speed limit. Since he was in a good mood that day, he decides to give the poor guy a break and give him a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name.

“Fred,” he replies.

“Fred what?” the officer asks.

“Just Fred,” the man responds....

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