A local law enforcement officer stops a car

for traveling faster than the speed limit. Since he was in a good mood that day, he decides to give the poor guy a break and give him a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name.

“Fred,” he replies.

“Fred what?” the officer asks.

“Just Fred,” the man responds....

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What do serial killers and ballsacks have in common? (nsfw)

They're both nutcases

I couldn't believe my eyes; I saw a man wearing a codpiece this morning.

So, I complimented the nutcase, turned around and walked away as quickly as possible.

What is a jockstrap?

A nutcase

I know a guy who thinks he's a peanut shell.

He's a real nutcase.

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