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Sleepwalker Jokes

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A sleepwalker walks into a bar

A guy runs into a bar and just starts jogging in circles around the interior with his eyes shut. "Holy crap! That's Bob, and I think he's sleep walking. Heck, he's sleep running!" the waitress exclaims to the bartender. "He sure is fast asleep," the bartender comments.

What happened to the Jewish sleepwalker?

He ‘schlept’.

say what you want about sleepwalkers...

At least they always follow their dreams.

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