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The Voodoo Dildo (nsfw)

A businessman is leaving soon for a trip. He doesn't want his wife to cheat on him while he is gone, so he decides to buy her a dildo so she can please herself. He goes to the sex shop and says: "Give me the finest dildo money can buy!" The clerk brings out a fancy looking box, and inside is an even...

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar...

...which quickly becomes overcrowded. The bartender trying to take jocular orders for one beer than half a beer than a quarter of a beer and so on and so forth is crushed to death as are all the other patrons. And the mathematicians themselves, of course. Still they walk in. Somehow they force thems...

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