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Groupie Jokes

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Donald Duck is at a convention and a groupie knocks on his door.

After a while things are getting hot and heavy and the groupie says "Donald darling, before we go any further, I have to ask you to use protection", and Donald says "No problem, I'll call reception".

He picks up the phone and quacks "Hey there, Donald Duck here, could you send a condom up to ...

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What's the difference between a groupie and a roadie?

At least the roadie gets paid after getting fucked by the band.

What did the jam band groupie say when she broke up with her boyfriend?

So long, and thanks for all the phish

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Why do rockstars like groupies?

Because the sex is fanfuckingtastic.

K-pop bands don't have groupies.

No Korean in their right mind would sleep with a fan.

What do harpists call their groupies?

Harp poon!

Do Christian rock bands still bang groupies?

Yes, they just don’t use birth control.

What did the hiv infested group of singers give to the groupie?

Band Aids

The groupies keep knocking on my door...

...but I won't let them out.

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How does a rock star feel when he nails a groupie?

Fan-fucking-tastic!

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A rockstar was telling his mate about all the groupies on the weekend.

Apparently, it was fan-fucking-tastic

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A magician had a residency in Vegas for 50 years.

Apart from being a very good magician specializing in slight of hand and “look over there while I do this over here” type tricks, he was also known for being a womanizer who was exceptionally good at getting women to leave after he was finished with them. Every time he would finish a performance, he...

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Daffy Duck is at a convention

...and a groupie comes back to his hotel room and things start to get a bit hot and heavy, and after a while she says to Daffy, "Say, do you have any... you know, *protection*?"

And Daffy says "No, I kinda forgot to bring any, but that's OK, I'll just call reception," and he picks up the ph...

A date with the lead guitarist

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This groupie finally got a date with the lead guitarist of her band.

The next day, her friends asked her how things went. "Well", she replied, "it was frustrating... the guy spent half his time tuning up and the other half playing out of rhythm."

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The bastard frog love child of Mick Jagger

On a wild drunken night after one of his gigs, Mick Jagger gets involved in a really kinky and depraved orgy. Amongst the participants that crazy night was a party loving groupie frog called Freya.
A couple of months later, Freya noticed that one of her new little tadpoles was quite different t...

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