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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.

"Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it a...

‘Dad, are we pyromaniacs?’

‘We arson’.

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There's a room with a zoophile, a torturer, a pyromaniacal, an assasin and a sadomasochist

Zoophile: What if we fuck a cat?

Torturer: Yeah and then we torture it!

Pyromaniacal: And then burn it!

Assasin: Aaa aand kill it!




Masochist: ... Meow?

I haven't told my wife that I'm an objectophilic pyromaniac...

.. but I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.

Pyromaniac

A pyromaniac teenager decides to burn his family's house down. The cops approach his parents and say, "Looks like someone left the stove on."




"Oh, no," They replied, "it was arson."

When I was younger, my dad went to prison because he set his boss’s house on fire. I always wondered if I’d wind up in jail like my old man, so I visited him one weekend and I asked him, “Dad, are we all pyromaniacs in this family?” And he said...

“Yes we are, son.”

What did the pyromaniac pirate name his son?

Arrrrrson

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Did you hear about the Russian pyromaniac bartender at the Jewish wedding?

The specialty drink of the evening was the mazeltov cocktail.

A pyromaniac got a bag of coal for Christmas...

Was he naughty or nice?

What did the pyromaniacs say when their kid told them he wanted to be a firefighter?

*gasp* YOU'RE NOT ARSON ANYMORE

Did you here about the genius pyromaniac?

Whenever he had an idea, he sure lit up!

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What do we call the ejaculate of a pyromaniac?

Spontaneous Cumbustion.

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What is the difference between erotic and kinky sex?

A sadist, a masochistic, a murderer, a necrophilic, a zoophilic and a pyromaniac sit in the garden of psychiatry and are terribly bored.

Once the zoophile sounds:
- What if we fucked a cat?

For this, the sadist:
-Yes, let's fuck him and then torture him well.

The mur...

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A rapist, a zoophile, a pedophile, a sadist, a necrophile, a pyromaniac, and a masochist are all standing in a jail cell. .

The rapist: "I'd like to fuck something."

The zoophile: "A cat?"

The pedophile: "Even better, a kitten."

The sadist: "How about we beat the kitten up, and THEN have sex with it?"

The necrophiliac: "Alright let's beat a kitten to DEATH, and then have sex with it."

T...

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A zoophiliac, a murderer, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac and a masochist are sitting together in a prison cell...

The zoophiliac looks around himself and muses:

"Damn, I wish there was a cat around here... ya know, we could... fuck the cat."

His inmates nod in agreement. The murderer then says:

"Or we could fuck it, and then kill it!"

The necrophiliac turns to the others and, grinni...

What did the pyromaniac say to the love of his life?

You're a perfect match

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A pyromaniac, sadist, zooaphile, necrophile, massicist, and a cat are in a room...

The sadist remarks: let’s torture the cat!
The pyro says: let’s torture the cat and then set it on fire!
The zooaphile says: let’s torture the cat, then have sex with it, then set it on fire!
The necrophile says: let’s torture the cat, then have sex with it, then set it on fire, then have s...

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A murderer, a necropheliac, a pyromaniac, and a masochist are at a bus stop when a cat walks by...

The murderer says "lets kill it"

The necropheliac says "lets kill it then have some fun with the remains"'

The pyromaniac says "You sick bastard... lets pour gasoline on it and light it up"

The masochist says "meow"

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A zoophile, a pyromaniac, a necrophile and a masochist are siiting on a bench...

... in a park. The zoophile comes up with a twisted idea:
"Let's find a cat and fuck its brains out", he says.
"Yeah, and then let's burn it to a crisp!", adds the pyro.
"Brilliant idea, so we can fuck it, burn it, then fuck it again", says the necrophile.
The masochist's eyes light up a...

How does a pyromaniac react when they get flammable Coco cola for Christmas?

He's soda lighted!

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A zoophile, a sadist, a necrophile, a pyromaniac and a masochist hang out together...

Zoophile: "We should fuck a cat"

Sadist: "Yeah and after that we torture it to death"

Necrophile: "Awesome idea! And when it's dead we will fuck it again"

Pyromaniac: "And wenn we're done we just set that molested animal on fire!"

Then the Masochist clears his throat and ...

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A zoophiliac, a pyromaniac, a necrophilliac, a pedophile and a masochist are in the loony bin.

Zoophilliac: Let's fuck a cat!

Pedophile: Make it a kitten!

Pyromaniac: Before we fuck it we burn it!

Necrophilliac: Yes! we fuck it after it's dead!

Everyone is jumping in excitement, then look at the masochist.

Masochist: MEEEEEEEOOOWWWWWWW.

My friends all tell me I’m a Pyromaniac...

I tell them not to worry. We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.

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In a mental asylum for the criminally insane there is a masochist, a zoophile, a sadist, a murderer, a necrophiliac and a pyromaniac...

The zoophile says "Lets get a cat and fuck it!"

The sadist sadist says "Yeah, lets get a cat fuck it and torture it!"

The murderer says "Lets get a cat fuck it and torture it and kill it!"

The necrophiliac says "Lets get a cat fuck it and torture it and kill it and then fuck it...

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A masochist, a sadist, a necrophile and a pyromaniac are walking down the street.

They see a cat.

Sadist: "God, I just wanna tear this cat to shreads, and have his blood all over the place."

Pyromaniac: "Yea, and after that we can set his pieces on fire!"

Necrophile: "And after that maybe we can take the ashes and make sweet sweet love to them?"


Ma...

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A zoophile, a sadist, a murderer, a necromaniac, a pyromaniac, and a masochist are sitting around...

And for some reason they are talking about cats.

The zoophile says, "let's get a cat and have sex with it".

The sadist agrees, "yes! Let's screw it and the torture it!"

Then the murderer chimes in, "we can fuck it, torture it, and then kill it!"

Next the necrophiliac says...

A missing Chinese pyromaniac has been located hiding out at a Roman Catholic monastery.

He was found praying with friars.

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A Tale of a Mental Ward

A sadist, zoophile, murderer, necrophile, pyromaniac, and masochist are in a mental ward together, talking to each other in order.

"I know what we should do, let's torture a cat!" said the sadist.

"After torturing the cat, let's fuck it!" said the zoophile.

"Torture it, fuck it,...

I had a house warming party the other day...

I should really stop hanging out with pyromaniacs.

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Annual Meeting of some people with special interests.

Each year a group of 5 loonies come together to have a good time.

The people are: a sodomist, a sadist , a pyromaniac , a necrophile and a masochist.

After a couple of hours they get bored, however the sodomist got an idea:

Sodomist: We could catch a cat and ya know have fun wi...

I have an ability that I can leave buildings 3m before the fire alarm goes off

But for some reason people call me pyromaniac

After burning a building, a son asks his father

"Are we pyromaniacs, Dad?". The father replies, "Yes, we arson"

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So there was a group of deviants at a bar.

They are all together, one was a zoophiliac, other a necrophiliac, another a pyromaniac and the last one a sadomasochist.

The zoophiliac says "We should grab a cat and fuck it all together!"

The pyromaniac says "Then we should burn it!"

The necrophiliac says "Then we should fuc...

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In a room inside a mental asylum...

A sadist, a masochist, a zoophile, a necrophile and a pyromaniac sat in a circle, wondering what they could do to pass the time.

The zoophile suddenly got an idea and exclaimed,"Let's fuck a cat!"

The pyromaniac, disgruntled, immediately chipped in,"No, let's fuck the cat, then burn it...

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Halfway House gets a pet

So there's a psychological halfway house where several people live. There's a zoophile, pyromaniac, necrophile, murderer, sadist and a masochist. One day the therapist decided they needed to get a pet. So in way of an exercise he told them to discuss what kind of pet, and why it would be fun. They s...

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