What's the difference between Academia and Macadamia?
Nothing, they're both nuts.
I saw an ad for a show called Beautiful Macadamias
It was pretty nuts
The little bunny.
A little bunny hops into town, hops into the bakery, hops up to the baker and asks, "Do you have any cookies with fish in them?" "No," said the baker, "but I have some wonderful oatmeal and chocolate chip cookies." "No thanks!" said the bunny, and he hops out of town.
The next day the little ...
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A panda walks into a bar...
Panda sits down and starts eating some peanuts out of a dish on the bar. A few minutes later, he pulls out an uzi and starts firing at all the customers. Panda gets up, and lumbers out of the bar.
A few days later, the same panda walks back into the same bar. He sits at the bar and starts hav...