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Follicle Jokes

Some bloke on the bus claimed to have the lowest amount of hair follicles on earth..

I said bloody hell that's a bald claim

There is a new cult called The Order of the Follicle that worships human hair.

Shaving is considered hair-esy.

Some drug screens involve taking a strand of hair and analyzing it for illicit substances. It's called a follicle test.

Of course there are guys who try to beat that by shaving their head, but that doesn't work because the lab will just take a pubic hair instead. That's called the phallical test.

What did the police say about the hair stylist turned super villain?

Their evil plans were dye-a-follicle.

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