A corrupt politician manages to sneak a number of loopholes in to a new law that gave him ownership of several hotels in Seville and Valencia
Nobody inspects the Spanish inn decision
Did you hear about the lawyer with a fetish for loopholes?
He got off on a technicality.
Lawyers and Loopholes
To all my Advocate Friends Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant...
Ordered 2 drinks and then got sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat them... Waitress: Sorry Sir !!! But you can't eat your OWN food here... Its against the rules ...
Four dads are arguing, each dad claims to have the best son in the world.
The first dad says, "My son is the best because he is so rich, I only gave him a small loan of a million dollars and he ended up making four billion dollars from his multi-billion dollar hotel business. He has even appeared on many TV shows. He is so successful that he was elected to lead a country....
Joe was walking around town when he found a magic lamp.
As usual, on rubbing it, a genie appeared.
Genie: "I'll grant you two wishes but no loopholes."
Joe: "Make me rich."
Genie: "Done! Your next wish?"
Rich: "Ok, give me 10 billion dollars."
A lawyer is dieing in hospital and his family visits him...
...and find him sitting in bed, reading the Bible. "Ah" said his daughter "You're getting spiritual comfort" "No", said the lawyer, "I'm looking for loopholes"
I should've known better than to sign a contract that was written on the side of a cereal box.
Turns out the thing was filled with loopholes
A lawyer, laying on his deathbed..
... in his bedroom, called to his wife and told her to run and get the Bible as soon as possible.
Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea, so she ran and got it. As soon as she returned with the Bible, the lawyer snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages, his...