A professional limbo player walks into a bar

He got disqualified

A limbo champ walks into a bar.

He loses.

Someone broke into my house and stole my limbo stick

How low can you go?

Two professional limbo players walk into a bar.

You really would’ve thought they’d have ducked.

My sub friend married a limbo instructor recently.

I swear to god, this guy will bend over backwards to please this lady!

Joe kept cheating at the limbo competition, my buddy pulled me aside and says:

"Man, how low can you go."

What Star Wars character would be best at limbo?

Han So Low

A limbo dancer walked into a bar.

That wasn’t supposed to happen.

A man limbos into a bar

He lost the game

A man is caught cheating in a Limbo tournament.

The organizer, hurt and dissapointed, asks him: "How low can you go?"

My grandma was quite the athlete

She had trophies for all sorts of things. Her most prized was a limbo trophy she won in Hawaii. When she passed my brother wanted it. I said no and he stole it. How much lower can you go?

Came home from work today to find someone had broken in and stolen my limbo stick.

I mean,how low can you go?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar...

All three are shitty at limbo.

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A husband dies and goes into limbo for judgement

While there he sees an angel who is the gatekeeper for the gate to heaven. At the gate, the angel says "You have done enough good deeds in your life for me to grant passage into heaven." "But first, I want you to spell out a word for me, and if you get it correct, I can let you enter." The man says ...

Damn dude, you must be very good at Limbo.

We set the bar really low and you still managed to go under it.

A giraffe walks into a bar

Giraffes aren’t good at playing limbo

Apparently the former limbo world champion is now a homeless crack addict...

Just makes you think, how low can you go?

My friends tried to get me to do the limbo with them.

But I wasn’t going to stoop to their level. Why should I bend over backwards for them?

Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket?

Because he didn’t think anyone could stoop so low.

Some douche bag hit me from behind in the street yesterday and ran off with my limbo stick.

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I went on a limbo tour around Europe

My best performance was in Norway.
There I went Oslo as I could go.

Which president is the best at limbo?

Trump, for how many times he can lower the bar.

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Why did the limbo contestant have such a hard time winning?

His wife had slipped him a Viagra.

After a lot of hard work I’ve finally made the local limbo team.

I had to bend over backwards to get in though.

How do people from fake African nations play Limbo?

Same as everyone else, they Wakanda the stick.

When it comes to the limbo...

I'm raising the bar!

I always thought I was good at limbo...apparently not...

I must've just set the bar too high.

I caught a friend betting on a hospitalized children's limbo contest...

When I confronted him, I asked, "HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?"

A man walks into a bar...

...and loses the international limbo championship.

(I feel like this is probably really old, but I hadn't heard it before.)

A property manager for an apartment complex dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St. Peter.

St. Peter tells him "You have a choice of going to heaven or to hell and I suggest you check them both out before deciding."

So he chooses to check out hell first. He goes down to hell and finds himself in the middle of the biggest party he has ever seen. People are dancing and drinking and ...

Really busy century in heaven

Three guys die and go to heaven. St. Peter says "Listen - we're having a really busy century, so we need to manage admissions tightly. Right now we can only admit people who have died in horrible fashions, and those who have died in a more mundane way will have to wait in limbo, and it could take a ...

Satan was severely depressed.

Fewer and fewer souls each new year were coming to hell and it was soon becoming quite empty. So Satan hired an analyst to find out what was going wrong. The analyst traveled all over hell, interviewed lesser demons, and surveyed the experiences of tortured souls, taking notes here and there. A week...

20 men walk into a bar

Worst game of limbo I've ever seen.

One day a talented engineer was inspecting some work on top of a new high rise building when he slipped and fell to his death.

He goes to Heaven and walks up to the pearly gates. Saint Peter says “sorry, we aren’t letting anyone in today, you’ll have to go somewhere else.” Dismayed at his other prospects, the man goes to limbo for a while, but finds it incredibly boring. So he leaves and goes down to Hell.

There he ...

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3 Men's Afterlives

Three men get into a horrible car accident, and all three die together. As they are waiting in limbo, they start talking about the Afterlife. As it turns out, one man is Muslim, one man is Buddhist, the last is Christian.

The Muslim says, "I'm going to enjoy my 40 virgins until my wife shows ...

Why shouldn't you bother Schrodinger's Cat at a party?

It's having a lot of fun in limbo

It's a busy day at the gates of heaven...

... bombings, cancer, shark attacks—the line at the pearly gates is never short. Old St. Peter, fatigued by his endless service, decides to take the afternoon off for some well deserved R&R. However, after shooing the new arrivals off to limbo for the evening, three men remain in line to enter H...

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Cheating wife

A man has been suspecting his wife is cheating on him and decides he'll try to catch her in the act. One day he comes home early from work to find his wife all dolled up awkwardly sitting alone in the living room.

"Alright! Where the hell is he!?" he screams.

The wife claims she has n...

So a man is on a cruise...

That's sponsored by the Democratic party for a fundraiser. He's walking around enjoying his time when he comes across a group of people watching a game of limbo.
He sees that the crowd is really enjoying watching the game, so he hops in.
When it's his turn to go under, he ducks waaayy under ...

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