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Limbo Jokes

So this Limbo Champion walks into a bar...

and was immediately disqualified.

Someone broke into my house last night and stole my Limbo stick..

How low can you get?

I'm going to a reunion tonight with my old limbo friends

We go back a long way

A man is caught cheating in a Limbo tournament.

The organizer, hurt and dissapointed, asks him: "How low can you go?"

Three limbo dancers walked into a bar.

They had to drop out of the tournament

Thousands of people have made it to the finals of the world limbo championship

Apparently the bar was set too high

A limbo player walked into a bar last night

Gotcha

Joe kept cheating at the limbo competition, my buddy pulled me aside and says:

"Man, how low can you go."

If life were a limbo game....

you really raise the bar.

Two professional limbo players walk into a bar.

You really would’ve thought they’d have ducked.

What Star Wars character would be best at limbo?

Han So Low

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A husband dies and goes into limbo for judgement

While there he sees an angel who is the gatekeeper for the gate to heaven. At the gate, the angel says "You have done enough good deeds in your life for me to grant passage into heaven." "But first, I want you to spell out a word for me, and if you get it correct, I can let you enter." The man says ...

A man limbos into a bar

He lost the game

A limbo dancer walked into a bar.

That wasn’t supposed to happen.

Damn dude, you must be very good at Limbo.

We set the bar really low and you still managed to go under it.

Came home from work today to find someone had broken in and stolen my limbo stick.

I mean,how low can you go?

When it comes to the limbo...

I'm raising the bar!

Given his stature, you’d think that Donald Trump would be a terrible limbo player….

Yet he still manages to bring the bar lower and lower!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar...

All three are shitty at limbo.

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Why did the limbo contestant have such a hard time winning?

His wife had slipped him a Viagra.

20 men walk into a bar

Worst game of limbo I've ever seen.

Apparently the former limbo world champion is now a homeless crack addict...

Just makes you think, how low can you go?

My friends tried to get me to do the limbo with them.

But I wasn’t going to stoop to their level. Why should I bend over backwards for them?

After a lot of hard work I’ve finally made the local limbo team.

I had to bend over backwards to get in though.

Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket?

Because he didn’t think anyone could stoop so low.

A man walks into a bar...

...and loses the international limbo championship.

(I feel like this is probably really old, but I hadn't heard it before.)

How do people from fake African nations play Limbo?

Same as everyone else, they Wakanda the stick.

I caught a friend betting on a hospitalized children's limbo contest...

When I confronted him, I asked, "HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?"

Some douche bag hit me from behind in the street yesterday and ran off with my limbo stick.

I mean really, how low can you go? |

A man walks into a bar...

Second prize in the national limbo competition is nothing to shake a stick at

A giraffe walks into a bar

Giraffes aren’t good at playing limbo

My grandma was quite the athlete

She had trophies for all sorts of things. Her most prized was a limbo trophy she won in Hawaii. When she passed my brother wanted it. I said no and he stole it. How much lower can you go?

Really busy century in heaven

Three guys die and go to heaven. St. Peter says "Listen - we're having a really busy century, so we need to manage admissions tightly. Right now we can only admit people who have died in horrible fashions, and those who have died in a more mundane way will have to wait in limbo, and it could take a ...

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3 Men's Afterlives

Three men get into a horrible car accident, and all three die together. As they are waiting in limbo, they start talking about the Afterlife. As it turns out, one man is Muslim, one man is Buddhist, the last is Christian.

The Muslim says, "I'm going to enjoy my 40 virgins until my wife shows ...

A property manager for an apartment complex dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St. Peter.

St. Peter tells him "You have a choice of going to heaven or to hell and I suggest you check them both out before deciding."

So he chooses to check out hell first. He goes down to hell and finds himself in the middle of the biggest party he has ever seen. People are dancing and drinking and ...

Why shouldn't you bother Schrodinger's Cat at a party?

It's having a lot of fun in limbo

A thread of all the best jokes Siri has ever told me.

One day I was looking for creative task avoidance tactics, so I asked Siri to tell me a joke. Here are some of the best she had:

1. Whiteboards are quite remarkable.

2. Pavlov’s hair wasn’t always so silky. He had to condition it.

3. Did you hear about the band called 1023MB? Th...

So a man is on a cruise...

That's sponsored by the Democratic party for a fundraiser. He's walking around enjoying his time when he comes across a group of people watching a game of limbo.
He sees that the crowd is really enjoying watching the game, so he hops in.
When it's his turn to go under, he ducks waaayy under ...

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