A girl told me to blow my load on her face...

But when I tried, it just dribbled out and she started laughing.

I said "Hey! Don't make fun of my shortcomings."

There was a brothel and the workers were all dwarfs. It was losing business though, as the main gigolo had an issue with premature ejactulation

I guess it was just a shortcoming

I'm well aware of my shortcomings

I aim for the chest, but only make it to the stomach

What do you call a cute shortcoming?

Flaww

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[NSFW] Have you heard of the guy who prematurely ejaculates?

It's his only shortcoming

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The Irish Railway Company

Correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company. Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. I think the transportation sy...

A new CEO takes his seat at the helm of a large corporation

He finds three envelopes on his desk, numbered 1 to 3, and a note.

"Dear successor,
On this desk you find 3 envelopes that will help you in times of a crisis. Open them only in the order they are numbered, and only when you face a crisis that you cannot manage.
Best of luck"

...

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Premature ejaculation

is one of my shortcomings

I honestly don't know how to talk to dwarfs

It's one of my shortcomings.

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I failed to get into the male pornstar industry

Apparently I have shortcomings

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If a person whose height is less than 5'10 has an orgasm

It's a shortcoming

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I told the job interviewer I had premature ejaculation

Apparently that's not what he meant by 'shortcomings'

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My boyfriend suffers from premature ejaculation.

It's his shortcoming.

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(NSFW) Last night I tried to hit the ceiling with my jizz, but just like every night, I was unsuccessful.

It was one of my many shortcomings

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Two women are sitting at a roadside cafe when a muscle car roars by.

"Looks like someone's compensating for something," the first woman says.

"What do you mean?" her friend asks.

"Well, you know what they say," she replies. "A guy with a big car is making up for his other... shortcomings."

The second woman looks puzzled, and says, "You mean sex? ...

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I left my girlfriend because her orgasms were too brief.

I just could not accept her shortcomings.

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My girlfriend forgives me for my premature ejaculation issues...

...she loves me despite my shortcomings...

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