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Liver Cancer Jokes

As an Irish-American, I don't appreciate being called a "river dancer" by my own family doctor

Doctor: I said you have liver cancer

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Joe goes to the doctor for a checkup. Halstaad M.D. asks just one thing.

Joe goes to the doctor for a checkup. Halstaad M.D. asks just one thing.

Please pee on this cup and come back. Joe's confused by this weird method, but fuck it let's roll.

Joe brings the cup back. Then, Halstaad dips his right pinky into the urine, licks it and pauses.
Then, he...

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Guy goes to the doctor because he always feels terrible

The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The guy asks for the bad news first. The doctor tells him he has advanced liver cancer, and about 6 months to live.

The guy asks the doctor, "What's the good news?". The doctor points to a very attractive young lady in her mid 20'...

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