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Breast Cancer Jokes

Yesterday, my wife told me she has breast cancer

“Honey,” she said, “there’s a couple things I need to get off my chest.”

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Science has found that honeybee venom helps kill aggressive breast cancer cells.

They've updated their name reflecting their new job to Boobees.

I had breast cancer once...

Those were some bad mammaries.

What did the blonde do when she learned 1 in 8 women will get breast cancer?

She decided to only hang out in groups of 7 or fewer.

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What’s metal and has a dozen ?

The bin out the back of the breast cancer clinic.

My friend confided in me that she has breast cancer.

I asked her if she had anything else she wanted to get off her chest.

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Did you hear the one about the breast cancer survivor who got a tattoo??

It was a real for tat scenario.

Every ten minutes someone somewhere is told they have breast cancer

They probably heard the first time. No need to keep rubbing it in.

My wife has just been diagnosed with breast cancer...

Doctor told us that mastectomy will be necessary.

Today, I went online to see if there is any alternative...

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Emma, 28 years old, NY. Looks cute...

Did you hear about the lady with breast cancer and amnesia?

She has mammary problems.

What do you call someone who's bad at screening for breast cancer?

A bad mammograma.

What do you call a female weed dealer that sells to breast cancer patients?

A Ma'am A' Gram

A punk rock themed breast cancer center just opened up

It's called Thnks fr th mammaries.

I've read about an airport infra-red camera that detected breast cancer.

I guess we can't stress enough the importance of mass surveillance.

October is ADHD awareness month.

Appropriately enough it is also fire prevention month, breast cancer awareness month, the first couple of weeks are part of Hispanic heritage month and and some other things that I forgot.

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What's big and blue and has 300 ?


The dumpster outside the breast cancer clinic.

Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia.

After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss.

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A woman gets off a bus with one out of her blouse...

She's updating her Facebook status simultaneously.
After a while a man asks the obvious question pointing at the glaring "Ma'am is this some form of treatment for breast cancer?"
The woman in sudden realization yells "Oh my God! my Baby".

A Joke I made up when I was 7 years old (It's politically incorrect)

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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Grandma and granddaughter

A grandma from a unnamed county was talking to her granddaughter about the insane progress made in the medicine field:

"When I was 20 years old the doctor, the head nurse, the doctor on duty, the emergency doctor, the paramedic and his asistant, the cleaning staff and even the doorman from th...

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Chocolate Milk

A man is sitting at a bar thinking aloud to himself, he says "man, I haven't sucked on a good in a while"

A man sitting down the bar replies "well you outta head upstairs bud, theres a woman up there with chocolate breastmilk"

The first man, not believing the seconds words heads up...
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