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Hepatitis B Jokes

I walked into a blood bank and asked the nurse for a glass of Hepatitis B.

"Sorry," she said, "is HepC okay?"

What do you call a bee that is not welcome in the hive?

Hepatitis B

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the paper bag. (old but pretty funny!).

A paper bag goes to the doctor and complains of feeling really ill.
 
The doctor does a lot of tests and tells the paper bag to come back next week for the results.
 
The following week the paper bag is extremely distressed to be told by his doctor that he has Hepatitis B....

A New Yorker went for a checkup..

Doctor: We're sorry, you have Hepatitis B.

New Yorker: Damn B, what kind of hepatitis?

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