I walked into a blood bank and asked the nurse for a glass of Hepatitis B.

"Sorry," she said, "is HepC okay?"

What do you call it when a yellow jacket has inflammation of the liver?

Hepatitis Bee

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My boyfriend and I had sex in a paleolithic museum

Unfortunately, we're both positive for hepatitis BC, now.

What's the world's deadliest insect?

The hepatitis bee.

What is a vampire's weakness?

Hepatitis B

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world?

The Hepatitis Bee

A New Yorker went for a checkup..

Doctor: We're sorry, you have Hepatitis B.

New Yorker: Damn B, what kind of hepatitis?

The joke my 9 year old brother made so much better.

What kind of bee is the most dangerous?

The Hepatitis Bee.

(My brother: "Please tell me that joke!"

Me: "no, it's a grown-up joke."

Brother: "Please? I know I'll get it!")

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