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Cancerous Jokes

I thought my vitamin might be cancerous

Fortunately, the tests showed it was B-9

A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous

"It's ok" says the Doctor "They're benign"

"Count 'em again Doc" says the pirate. "I reckon there be at least ten

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

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The luck of the Irish.

An apology from Belfast General Hospital......

Dear Mr. Murphy.

We are pleased to inform you that the biopsy of the redness on your showed it was not cancerous.

It was lipstick.

We deeply regret the amputation....
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