I've hit a new low in laziness.

I just told my hand I had a headache.

Definition of laziness

The art of taking rest before getting tired. Because prevention is better than cure.

I'm a big supporter of the laziness movement

You could say I'm pro-crastinater

If laziness was an Olympic sport.

I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.

Scientists have discovered the best way to cure laziness.

Unfortunately nobody has bothered to read the article.

Laziness is the engine of progress.

The accountant printed out 50 absolutely clean sheets on the printer. To the question “Why?”, she replied that she needed 50 blank sheets, and she did not want to count them manually.

My laziness is like the number 8.

Once it lies down, it becomes infinite.

If laziness was an Olympic sport...

I would be fourth so I wouldn't have to step up on the podium.

What's the difference between relaxation and laziness?

The angle of the recliner.

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

How lazy are you?

I hate people who defend their laziness with their zodiac sign!

I mean, I invited my friend into an important friend reunion but she didnt go!

I asked her what was wrong she said' "Oh, I have cancer"

Yeah im an Aries! So what?

I entered a laziness competition and placed first.

I got atrophy.

I'm currently suffering from laziness

So I'm gonna try and sleep it off for the next few days.

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.

If laziness were an olympic discipline...

... I'd want to finish 4th so I wouldn't have to climb the medals podium...

Laziness is a disease....

What, you've never heard of To Rest Syndrome?

Today I won the National Laziness Championship!

What did you win?


First Rule of Laziness: If an object falls under the bed,

it is lost forever.

If there was an award for laziness...

I'd make someone go get it for me.

The 5 signs of laziness


What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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Too lazy for a title

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness

But if you find one let me know


father to his adopted son: "what is the limit of laziness?"
son: "having an adopted son"

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