I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
Definition of laziness
The art of taking rest before getting tired. Because prevention is better than cure.
I've hit a new low in laziness.
I just told my hand I had a headache.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of
resting before you get tired.
If laziness was an Olympic sport...
I would be fourth so I wouldn't have to step up on the podium.
Laziness is the engine of progress.
The accountant printed out 50 absolutely clean sheets on the printer. To the question “Why?”, she replied that she needed 50 blank sheets, and she did not want to count them manually.
I entered a laziness competition and placed first.
I got atrophy.
What is the pinnacle of laziness?
Having a remote control for your remote control.
The wife's weight gain, through overeating and laziness, had become the final straw in an already strained relationship and I decided I would just have to kill her.
I hid in the kitchen, knowing it wouldn't be long before she turned up looking to raid the fridge. And sure enough, she soon came waddling in.
I leapt out from behind a cupboard, arm raised, brandishing a huge knife..
"OH MY GOD!!" She screamed at the top of her lungs. "Are we havi...
Scientists have discovered the best way to cure laziness.
Unfortunately nobody has bothered to read the article.
I'm currently suffering from laziness
So I'm gonna try and sleep it off for the next few days.
What's the difference between relaxation and laziness?
The angle of the recliner.
Laziness is a disease....
What, you've never heard of To Rest Syndrome?
Laziness is like a lever.
I don't feel like switching it right now.
If laziness were an olympic discipline...
... I'd want to finish 4th so I wouldn't have to climb the medals podium...
If there was an award for laziness...
I'd make someone go get it for me.
I hate people who defend their laziness with their zodiac sign!
I mean, I invited my friend into an important friend reunion but she didnt go!
I asked her what was wrong she said' "Oh, I have cancer"
Yeah im an Aries! So what?
Laziness
father to his adopted son: "what is the limit of laziness?" son: "having an adopted son"
The 5 signs of laziness
1.
Today I won the National Laziness Championship!
What did you win?
Atrophy
What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?
RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post
First Rule of Laziness: If an object falls under the bed,
it is lost forever.
Too lazy for a title
There is absolutely no excuse for laziness
But if you find one let me know
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