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Landings Jokes

Conspiracy theories are a lot like moon landings.

They're all fake

The moon landings were faked…

But the director was such a perfectionist that he demanded they be filmed on location.

Did you hear that the CIA hired Stanley Kubrick to fake the Moon landings?

He was such a perfectionist, he made them film on location.

The moon landings never happened

It’s still in the sky

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The Moon landings were staged...

... specifically, they had three stages, which were discarded in sequence as the rocket ascended to space to save on mass.

What's the similarity between the moon landings and the holocaust?

They both use a lot of gas to send people far away

During a conversation a friend brings up his theory about how the moon landings were faked. I give him a concerned look.

I say “you believe in the moon?”

The moon landings are staged and, in fact, completely created by a film crew and everything.

The only thing is that the director was too lazy so he said just to film it on location.

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With the news of the 75th anniversary of the D-Day landings, I remember my Grandfather who died at a concentration camp in Nazi Germany...

He fell out of the guard tower and broke his neck

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