Cheer up Hilary!

At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under.

Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office.

Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted.

Hilary Clinton dies

While walking down the street one day a corrupt Hillary Clinton was tragically hit by a car and died.

Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high offici...

The Pope and Hilary Clinton were on the same stage at the Yankee Stadium in front of a giant crowd...

The Pope leans towards Hilary and says, "Do you know with one wave of my hand I can make this entire crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Hilary said, " I seriously doubt that. ...

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What does Bill Clinton say to Hilary after sex?

I'll be home in 20 minutes

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Barack Obama, the Pope, Hilary Clinton and a boy scout are on a plane...

The plane is about to crash when they realize there are only 3 parachutes.

The first passenger, President Obama said β€œI am the president of the United States, as much as it will haunt me for the rest of my life, I must insist I take a parachute. I have a great responsibility, being the leader...

If Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump fell off a cliff who would be saved?

America

As a Hilary supporter in Colorado, I'm still happy with the outcome of the election.

Since proposition 106 passed I can legally kill myself now that trump won.

Hilary Clinton goes to a psychic. The soothsayer tells her, "Your husband will die a horrible violent death."

Hilary asks, "Will I be acquitted?"

Hilary Clinton will make the best president

She will save us 25% in salary right from the start.

Does Hilary's scandal compare to Bill's?

I'd say it's close, but no cigar.

if donald and hilary are together on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sinks, who survives?

America

Damn girl, are you Hilary Clinton's email server?

Damn girl, are you Hilary Clinton's email server?
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Because your incredibly insecure
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Hahaha

Trump should build the wall with Hilary's emails

No one can get over them.

Why would Hilary Clinton as president be good for the economy?

We would only need to pay her 78 cents on the dollar.

I'm about as excited for hilary to be president

I'm about as excited for hilary to be president, as Bill is when he sees her naked.

Donald Trump is going to demand to see Hilary Clinton's birth certificate...

to make sure she is a woman.

I hope Hilary gets elected.

So taxpayers can save 23% on paying the presidential salary.

Hilary Clinton is pregnant....

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator ofNew York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on rig...

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Have You Heard About the new KFC Hilary Clinton Special.

its 2 small breasts, 2 large thighs and 2 left wings

Trump wants to make America great again, Hilary wants to make America whole again.

Together, they can make America a great hole.

You'll never believe what Hilary did in 2003

She starred in the Lizzie McGuire Movie.

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I feel like this election ended up being a good thing for Hilary Clinton.

At least now she knows what it feels like to get fucked by the president.

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Hilary Clinton is touring a hospital in Upstate New York...

When the hospital director and her passed the room of a man who was furiously masturbating. "What is the meaning of this?" she demanded.

"I'm sorry Mrs. Clinton, but that man has a rare disorder where his testicles swell up with semen rapidly and he must ejaculate a few times a day or risk se...

Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump in a hot air balloon

Hilary invites Donald on a bury the hatchet secret meeting before the knives come out in the run up. A little while into the trip she springs a surprise on the other President hopeful..

" So Trump.. I would like you to say hello to our pilot, Pedro who happens to be Mexican, and my assistant,...

What's the only thing that doesn't make Hilary suck?

Bill

If you put Hilary and Trump in a crushing plane, who is going to survive?

The American people.

What footwear does Hilary Clinton wear to the beach?

Flip flops or scandals!

How does Hilary Clinton clean her glasses?

By wiping the mainframe.

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