UPJOKE
mulligatawnypilafkedgereebraisingyogurturdubraiseturkishindiapakistanmoghulgarlicspaghettigravypickle

Korma Jokes

What’s the difference between korma and karma?

One’s your dinner, the other is your just deserts.

The inventor of the chicken tikka masala has died

Just before he passed he slipped into a korma

Did you hear about the two drug users who injected curry powder thinking it was heroin?

One got a dodgy Tikka and the others in a Korma.

They say a batch of Indian food would cure what ails you…

That was the first case of medically induced Korma.

Just found out my pal has the Indian variant of Covid

At first he felt unwell, then he slipped into a korma

I fainted at an Indian restaurant when I found out that R.E.M had split up

That's me in the korma.

You've got to be careful while making jokes about Pakistani food on Reddit.

You don't want to end up with bad Korma.

What do you accuse someone who keeps putting their curry recipes on Reddit?

Korma Farming.

My dad had an accident once eating curry

He slipped into a korma.

I was nice to my Indian waiter and he brought me a delicious meal...

Good korma.

I went for lunch at an Indian restaurant

I went for lunch at an Indian restaurant and encountered a strange old man sitting at a small table near the door. The old man had at the table with him a glue stick and a few sheets of construction paper and he seemed to be engaged in some kinds of arts-and-crafts project. The waitstaff occasionall...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.