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Kitchen Appliance Jokes

Holland’s kitchen appliance manufacturers are the real heroes

Imagine how hard it must be to sell someone a Dutch oven.

Tonight I am going to reveal my new kitchen appliance

It'll be a blender reveal party

There is a kitchen appliance at your door

Let that sink in

What do you get when you cross Australia with a kitchen appliance?

A frigeridoo

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A recent scam has popped up involving a prostitute, a bit of cocaine and a kitchen appliance

People have been falling for it, hooker, line and sink.

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

How do kitchen appliances greet each other?

They micro-wave.

Some people can't even fit kitchen appliances through their front door.

Just let that sink in.

What is it called when kitchen appliances get together for a meeting?

A cabinet.

My wife said she wanted new kitchen appliances or some new bath bombs for our anniversary.

I compromised and bought her a toaster.

Why do women get married in white?

To match the kitchen appliances.

GF: I'm leaving you!

Me: Is it because I create gf nicknames out of names of kitchen appliances?

GF: No, it's because you're always making fun of my height

Me: You know I love you microbabe!

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