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Kitchen Appliance Jokes

Holland’s kitchen appliance manufacturers are the real heroes

Imagine how hard it must be to sell someone a Dutch oven.

Tonight I am going to reveal my new kitchen appliance

It'll be a blender reveal party

There is a kitchen appliance at your door

Let that sink in

What do you get when you cross Australia with a kitchen appliance?

A frigeridoo

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A recent scam has popped up involving a prostitute, a bit of cocaine and a kitchen appliance

People have been falling for it, , line and sink.

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

How do kitchen appliances greet each other?

They micro-wave.

Some people can't even fit kitchen appliances through their front door.

Just let that sink in.

What is it called when kitchen appliances get together for a meeting?

A cabinet.

My wife said she wanted new kitchen appliances or some new bath bombs for our anniversary.

I compromised and bought her a toaster.

Why do women get married in white?

To match the kitchen appliances.

GF: I'm leaving you!

Me: Is it because I create gf nicknames out of names of kitchen appliances?

GF: No, it's because you're always making fun of my height

Me: You know I love you microbabe!

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