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Kitchen Appliances Jokes

How do small kitchen appliances say hello to each other?

They microwave

My grandfather made a fortune manufacturing kitchen appliances

He was a fridge magnate.

Credit: Hot Fuzz

Some people can't even fit kitchen appliances through their front door.

Just let that sink in.

My wife said she wanted new kitchen appliances or some new bath bombs for our anniversary.

I compromised and bought her a toaster.

What is it called when kitchen appliances get together for a meeting?

A cabinet.

Why do women get married in white?

To match the kitchen appliances.

GF: I'm leaving you!

Me: Is it because I create gf nicknames out of names of kitchen appliances?

GF: No, it's because you're always making fun of my height

Me: You know I love you microbabe!

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