Kitchen Appliances Jokes - 7 Hilarious Kitchen Appliances Jokes

How do small kitchen appliances say hello to each other?

They microwave

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My grandfather made a fortune manufacturing kitchen appliances

He was a fridge magnate.

Credit: Hot Fuzz

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Some people can't even fit kitchen appliances through their front door.

Just let that sink in.

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My wife said she wanted new kitchen appliances or some new bath bombs for our anniversary.

I compromised and bought her a toaster.

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What is it called when kitchen appliances get together for a meeting?

A cabinet.

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Why do women get married in white?

To match the kitchen appliances.

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GF: I'm leaving you!

Me: Is it because I create gf nicknames out of names of kitchen appliances?

GF: No, it's because you're always making fun of my height

Me: You know I love you microbabe!

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