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Jockeys Jokes

If horse jockeys have to be tiny

just imagine how small disk jockeys have to be.


I'll see myself out.

My brother is so dumb.

He was complaining about jockeys squeezing his balls. I told him to try boxers. He came back and said, no their hands are too rough.

African Horses

In a world of horse racing dominated by the West, a new super power emerged. South African jockeys were jockeys were completely dismantling their opponents despite riding lame horses and weighing 250 pounds. Their budget just wasn't high enough to afford high quality gear, but they were still beatin...

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Performance In Bed

Accountants do it with Double Entry

Acupuncturists do it with a small

Ambulance Drivers come quicker

Australians do it Down Under

Bankers do it with Interest

Bartenders do it on the Rocks

Chess Players check their Mates

Cops do it with H...
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