The cover on my ironing board was wrinkled

so I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of "irony."

What is an ironing board?

A surf board which gave up on its dreams and went to work.

What do you call an ironing board that makes clothes wrinklier?

Irony board

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

An ironing board's legs are hard to open.

I saw an ironing board with wrinkles in it

I thought that was pretty ironic.

"Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" he smirked.

"Great idea!" She replied. "You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!"

My wife said she was feeling light-headed from a low iron level.

To help her, I raised the ironing board to a more suitable height.

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Wedding night revelations

A very religious couple, who have saved themselves until marriage, rush to their hotel room after the wedding ceremonies.

Before they go in, the bride, embarassed, says:

*-My darling, I have a confession to make... I've been wearing padded bras this whole time, my boobs are so very sma...

4 people on a train...

Four strangers find themselves in the same berthing car on a train. Two of them are boring business men. One is an ironing board salesman, and the 4th is a ravishingly beautiful woman.

Sadly, the two boring business men arrived first and claimed the two lower bunks. As it happens, the ironing...

Sorry wait for 9 months

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through each day, so he prayed :-

"Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, ...

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

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