Ironing Board Jokes - 9 Hilarious Ironing Board Jokes

What is an ironing board?

A surf board which gave up on its dreams and went to work.

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The cover on my ironing board was wrinkled

so I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of "irony."

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What do you call an ironing board that makes clothes wrinklier?

Irony board

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What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

An ironing board's legs are hard to open.

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My wife said she was feeling light-headed from a low iron level.

To help her, I raised the ironing board to a more suitable height.

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Wedding night revelations

A very religious couple, who have saved themselves until marriage, rush to their hotel room after the wedding ceremonies.

Before they go in, the bride, embarassed, says:

*-My darling, I have a confession to make... I've been wearing padded bras this whole time, my boobs are so very sma...

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

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A newlywed couple is on their honeymoon cruise...

...and they're unpacking their bags.

The husband complains that all his clothes are wrinkled and that there's no ironing board in the cabin.

To which the wife replies: "Don't worry. Everyone here's in the same boat."

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The man who thought his wifes job was easy. Nothing prepared him for this.

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed.
"Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to swit...

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