Irish Potato Jokes - 4 Hilarious Irish Potato Jokes

hiw did the Irish potato become bilingual?

He became a French Fry

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A family of Irish Potatoes are talking

So a family of potatoes - a mother and her three daughters - are sitting at the dinner table one night. The eldest daughter speaks up. She says:

"Mother, I've got big news."
"What is it?" her mother says.
"Oh, mother, I'm gonna get married."
"Oh are you now?" her mother replies. ...

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What do you call a good looking Irish potato Mum?

A yammy mammy

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After 175 years, researchers have finally figured out what caused the Irish Potato Famine of 1845

One of the potatoes that rose to power was named Richard. He was a Dick tater.

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