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Stamen Jokes

Did you hear that doctors were able to replace a stamen with a pistil?

It was the first successful trans-plant.

Mike Tyson is playing Jeopardy and the clue is "The part of a flower's stamen where pollen is produced".

He's the first to buzz in. Alex Trebek calls on him:

Alex: "Mike?"

Mike: "What is the answer?"

Alex: "You can't ask me, Mike. You have to give me the answer."

Mike: "I am! What is the answer?"

Alex: "You have to give *us* the answer to the clue, Mike, we can't tell...

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Why is it so popular for plants to change sex?

Because they have less stigma to stamen.

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