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Introverts Jokes

How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

There’s a new perfume for introverts

“Leave Me the Fuh” cologne

How do introverts feel within society?

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Two introverts walk into a room...

One leaves

introverts are like kittens

Extroverts see them and go " I want *that* one"

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I'm developing a scent for introverts. It's called...

..... Leave Me the Fuck Cologne!

A group of introverts is called an oxymoron

Please help me

When covid and the pandemic started, us introverts became hipsters.

We were social distancing before it was cool.

How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, unless they need help - in which case it's still one.

so I am currently working on a new Cologne as a little side project! it's aimed specifically at introverts, and while I don't have a definitive smell, I got the name down.

"Leave Me The Fuh Cologne"

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Sex for introverts

is another opportunity to go inside.

What do vegans and introverts have in common?

Both avoid meet.

I made a new fragnance for introverts

It's called 'leave me the fuh cologne'

Research done on introverts

revealed nothing

Introverts Rise Up!

Separately, in your own homes!

College life for introverts

1st year - People are so good to me. I feel I am respected a lot! Friends are bliss!

2nd year - People are distancing from me. I guess they don't like me. I've to find new people I suppose.

3rd year - Should I change my attitude to get friends? I don't know why I get cheated everytime ...

Why do introverts identify so much with Thor's brother?

Because he's low-key.

New York City is the archnemises of Introverts

It always seems like it's a creepy introvert that wants to destroy the largest American city.


After 9/11, even Osama Bin Laden escaped to a cave and then a Pakistani stronghold to have his alone time and recharge.


But like any good friendship, that introvert has that one ex...

If half the population really are introverts...

... why haven't I met any?

Track and field is perfect for introverts.

The goal is the be there the shortest time possible.

I'm writing a book about introverts.

It's not coming out any time soon.

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

"LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

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Why didn't the two introverts go camping?

Because it's two fucking in tents.

In a conference i asked the crowd “all the introverts raise the hand”

Nobody raised their hand

What do Introverts do when they mess up a joke?

Introvise .

Did you hear about the golf club for introverts?

They had to close within the first year because nobody showed up.

Schools should have a class designed for introverts...

*anti-social studies*

I was going to tell you a joke about introverts, but you wouldn't get it.

It's an inside joke.

I was named Chief Speaker at the Society of Introverts.

Thank God no-one showed up.

How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why does everything have to be a group activity?


[Thanks to /u/rethnor](http://www.reddit.com/r/introvert/comments/26mqge/joke_how_many_introverts_does_it_take_to_screw_in/)

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Two explosions walk down the street...

Two explosions walk down the street when an implosion silently walks past them. The first explosion says to the other explosion: „Fucking introverts“

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