Egotist Jokes - 11 Hilarious Egotist Jokes

I was in court recently. The judge found me guilty of being 'Egotistical'

I am appealing

Among all the machines out there, the pulley is the most egotistical.

It’s always the centre of a tension.

I have never met a little person that is egotistical.

They are all pretty down to earth.

How many egotistical people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, they hold the light bulb, and the universe revolves around them.

What do you call self-centered and egotistical sleepwear?

Prima-jamas.

A judge called me egotistical and conceited

I think I'm appealing

Everyone hated the egotistical civil engineer.

He got too big for his bridges.

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I just bought an egotistical keyboard

It's like a regular keyboard but there's no backspace button because I never make mistakes

What does the egotistical cheese say to itself in the mirror

Halloumi

Nobel award winning physicist and his limo driver

A Nobel award winning physicist, who was afraid of flying, was on speaking tour of the nation's top colleges. He travelled by limousine to each destination to give his speech.
After two dozen engagements, the physicist and the limousine driver were having dinner before the next speech. The limous...

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The rude professor.

A biology professor in Italy was giving an anatomy class. "The largest was discovered in an archeological finding in rome". Two or three offended female students get up to leave. The professor says "hey girls" The female students turn around in a egotistical manner expecting an apology. The p...

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