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Introverted Jokes

What does an introverted vegan want for dinner?

Peas and quiet.

Why don’t introverted trees want to be chopped down?

They don’t want to dialog

I'm in a band called The Introverted Pessimists.

You've probably never heard of us, but that's fine.

You think you are introverted?

Wait until you never meet me.

I'm so introverted...

That I was told to self-isolate for 14 days, and asked to make it an even 28.

What's the difference between introverted and extroverted engineers?

The extroverted engineer looks at *your* shoes...

What do you call introverted Hobbits?

Shyer folk.

I know an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry.

He mined his own business.

How can you tell whether a mathematician is introverted or extroverted?

The introverted mathematician will look at his shoes while telling you something.

The extroverted will look at your shoes.

How does an Introverted hypochondriac feel during the Corona virus outbreak?

Validated.

Why did the introverted mushroom decide to go to more parties?

Because everyone told him he was a fungi

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

Why aren't there any introverted suicide bombers?

They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers.

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