I'm in a band called The Introverted Pessimists.

You've probably never heard of us, but that's fine.

What's the difference between introverted and extroverted engineers?

The extroverted engineer looks at *your* shoes...

Why don’t introverted trees want to be chopped down?

They don’t want to dialog

I'm so introverted...

That I was told to self-isolate for 14 days, and asked to make it an even 28.

What do you call an introverted teenager?

A quaranteen

What do you call introverted Hobbits?

Shyer folk.

How can you tell whether a mathematician is introverted or extroverted?

The introverted mathematician will look at his shoes while telling you something.

The extroverted will look at your shoes.

I know an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry.

He mined his own business.

Why did the introverted mushroom decide to go to more parties?

Because everyone told him he was a fungi

How does an Introverted hypochondriac feel during the Corona virus outbreak?


You think you are introverted?

Wait until you never meet me.

What's the difference between an introverted vegan and an extraverted vegan?

It doesn't matter; you're gonna find out either way.

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

Why aren't there any introverted suicide bombers?

They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers.

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