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What does an introverted vegan want for dinner?

Peas and quiet.

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Why don’t introverted trees want to be chopped down?

They don’t want to dialog

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I'm in a band called The Introverted Pessimists.

You've probably never heard of us, but that's fine.

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You think you are introverted?

Wait until you never meet me.

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I'm so introverted...

That I was told to self-isolate for 14 days, and asked to make it an even 28.

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What's the difference between introverted and extroverted engineers?

The extroverted engineer looks at *your* shoes...

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What do you call introverted Hobbits?

Shyer folk.

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I know an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry.

He mined his own business.

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How can you tell whether a mathematician is introverted or extroverted?

The introverted mathematician will look at his shoes while telling you something.

The extroverted will look at your shoes.

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How does an Introverted hypochondriac feel during the Corona virus outbreak?

Validated.

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Why did the introverted mushroom decide to go to more parties?

Because everyone told him he was a fungi

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Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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Why aren't there any introverted suicide bombers?

They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers.

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