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I've been a compulsive worrier for years.



My mates said. "You don't seem to be worried about anything anymore."



"I hired a professional worrier for £1000 a week." I said. "I haven't had a single worry since."



"A thousand a week!" they said. "How the hell are you going to pay him?"



"I don...
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Jack had been a compulsive worrier for years

to the point it was ruining his life. He saw a psychologist who recommended a specialist who could help him. His friend, Bob, noticed a dramatic change and asked, "What happened? Nothing seems to worry you anymore."

"I hired a professional worrier and I haven't had a worry since," replied Jac...
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I am a massive massive MASSIVE worrier.

I can't stress enough.
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What do you call a man with a sword and severe anxiety?

A worrier.
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