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Introvert Jokes

How do you kill an introvert?

Starve him to death by putting another person in the kitchen

Two introverts walk into a room...

One leaves

How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

If wanting to be alone makes you an introvert, and wanting to be with people makes you an extrovert,

wanting to be with cats must make you a purrvert.

What’s between an introvert and an extrovert?

A wall.

(I know it wasn’t funny, but it popped into my mind, and I thought it was decent enough)

What does an introverted vegan want for dinner?

Peas and quiet.

Why did the introvert walk around the pond?

Because they didn't want to break the ice

As an introvert, I love my wife.

*wifi

Have you met Post Malone's introvert brother?

Leave M'Alone

There’s a new perfume for introverts

“Leave Me the Fuh” cologne

How do introverts feel within society?

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Which type of loan does an introvert prefer?

A leave me alone.

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An introvert walks into a bar...

Then immediately walks out because fuck that shit.

How do you make an introvert happy?

Cancel.

A group of introverts is called an oxymoron

Please help me

I'm so introverted...

That I was told to self-isolate for 14 days, and asked to make it an even 28.

Why don’t introverted trees want to be chopped down?

They don’t want to dialog

what do you call a pale, introvert nerd?

Fair and square

introverts are like kittens

Extroverts see them and go " I want *that* one"

When covid and the pandemic started, us introverts became hipsters.

We were social distancing before it was cool.

How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, unless they need help - in which case it's still one.

You think you are introverted?

Wait until you never meet me.

What do vegans and introverts have in common?

Both avoid meet.

How can u tell a computer scientist is an introvert or an extrovert?

The extrovert looks at your shoes while having conversation while the introvert looks at his own shoe.

Research done on introverts

revealed nothing

What's the difference between an introvert engineer and an extrovert engineer?

The extrovert engineer stares at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

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I'm developing a scent for introverts. It's called...

..... Leave Me the Fuck Cologne!

AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE AN INTROVERT PARTY, CUZ AN INTROVERT PARTY

Don’t start.

I'm in a band called The Introverted Pessimists.

You've probably never heard of us, but that's fine.

How to spot an introvert in a crowd

Please don't

What do you call introverted Hobbits?

Shyer folk.

so I am currently working on a new Cologne as a little side project! it's aimed specifically at introverts, and while I don't have a definitive smell, I got the name down.

"Leave Me The Fuh Cologne"

It's a great time to be an introvert.

I've been practicing social distancing for so long that Sasquatch has a blurry picture of me hanging on his wall.

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

The First Rule of Introvert Club is...

Don’t speak.

If half the population really are introverts...

... why haven't I met any?

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How do you know someone is an introvert?

They won't shut the fuck up about it.

I made a new fragnance for introverts

It's called 'leave me the fuh cologne'

An introvert walks into a bar...

My bad, I was thinking of someone else. The introvert stayed at home.

I know someone who’s an introvert and he ALMOST broke a world record.

He was just shy.

How do you introvert a variable?

You get it by itself.

Why do introverts identify so much with Thor's brother?

Because he's low-key.

I'm writing a book about introverts.

It's not coming out any time soon.

I'm such an introvert

That I keep a gun next to my bed to shoot myself when a thief enters my house just because I don't wanna go with the process of meeting him

Introverts Rise Up!

Separately, in your own homes!

New York City is the archnemises of Introverts

It always seems like it's a creepy introvert that wants to destroy the largest American city.


After 9/11, even Osama Bin Laden escaped to a cave and then a Pakistani stronghold to have his alone time and recharge.


But like any good friendship, that introvert has that one ex...

Attendance at my monthly introvert meetup is it an all time high...

It's just that I feel like we're attracting the wrong crowd.

How can you tell whether a mathematician is introverted or extroverted?

The introverted mathematician will look at his shoes while telling you something.

The extroverted will look at your shoes.

How does an Introverted hypochondriac feel during the Corona virus outbreak?

Validated.

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

"LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

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Why didn't the two introverts go camping?

Because it's two fucking in tents.

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People always ask if im an introvert or extrovert

Bitch im a pervert

College life for introverts

1st year - People are so good to me. I feel I am respected a lot! Friends are bliss!

2nd year - People are distancing from me. I guess they don't like me. I've to find new people I suppose.

3rd year - Should I change my attitude to get friends? I don't know why I get cheated everytime ...

I know an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry.

He mined his own business.

Track and field is perfect for introverts.

The goal is the be there the shortest time possible.

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

In a conference i asked the crowd “all the introverts raise the hand”

Nobody raised their hand

What do Introverts do when they mess up a joke?

Introvise .

Schools should have a class designed for introverts...

*anti-social studies*

Why aren't there any introverted suicide bombers?

They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers.

How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why does everything have to be a group activity?


[Thanks to /u/rethnor](http://www.reddit.com/r/introvert/comments/26mqge/joke_how_many_introverts_does_it_take_to_screw_in/)

Did you hear about the golf club for introverts?

They had to close within the first year because nobody showed up.

I was going to tell you a joke about introverts, but you wouldn't get it.

It's an inside joke.

I was named Chief Speaker at the Society of Introverts.

Thank God no-one showed up.

An Irish lad just graduating school embarks on his career in business.

Found employment in a nice village. Being a bit of an introvert, took him a few months to venture into the local pub. Asked the bartender for 3 pints, and he took them back into a dark corner table, drank the 3 and left. After a few days, when he ordered his usual 3, the barkeep said "Ya know lad, I...

Math Joke

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

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Two explosions walk down the street...

Two explosions walk down the street when an implosion silently walks past them. The first explosion says to the other explosion: „Fucking introverts“

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Sex for interverts

Sex for introverts is like another opportunity to go inside.

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A Husband And Wife Are Creating A Password On Their Computer

A husband and a wife are creating a password on their computer. The husband, being a confident, extroverted man, puts in "My Penis". Although insecure and introverted, the wife falls on the ground and laughs because...

**The screen says "ERROR: Not Long Enough.".**

Why did the introverted mushroom decide to go to more parties?

Because everyone told him he was a fungi

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