Introvert Jokes

One leaves

Starve him to death by putting another person in the kitchen

Why does it have to be a group activity?

Because they didn't want to break the ice

wanting to be with cats must make you a purrvert.

A wall.

(I know it wasn’t funny, but it popped into my mind, and I thought it was decent enough)

Peas and quiet.

“Leave Me the Fuh” cologne

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*wifi

Cancel.

That I was told to self-isolate for 14 days, and asked to make it an even 28.

Leave M'Alone

A leave me alone.

Please help me

We were social distancing before it was cool.

They don’t want to dialog

Extroverts see them and go " I want *that* one"

One, unless they need help - in which case it's still one.

You've probably never heard of us, but that's fine.

Wait until you never meet me.

Both avoid meet.

The extrovert looks at your shoes while having conversation while the introvert looks at his own shoe.

Please don't

revealed nothing

Fair and square

The extrovert engineer stares at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Don’t start.

Shyer folk.

"Leave Me The Fuh Cologne"

I've been practicing social distancing for so long that Sasquatch has a blurry picture of me hanging on his wall.

Not enough to break the ice.

Don’t speak.

... why haven't I met any?

It's called 'leave me the fuh cologne'

My bad, I was thinking of someone else. The introvert stayed at home.

He was just shy.

You get it by itself.

Because he's low-key.

It's not coming out any time soon.

That I keep a gun next to my bed to shoot myself when a thief enters my house just because I don't wanna go with the process of meeting him

Separately, in your own homes!

It always seems like it's a creepy introvert that wants to destroy the largest American city.


After 9/11, even Osama Bin Laden escaped to a cave and then a Pakistani stronghold to have his alone time and recharge.


But like any good friendship, that introvert has that one ex... read more

1st year - People are so good to me. I feel I am respected a lot! Friends are bliss!

2nd year - People are distancing from me. I guess they don't like me. I've to find new people I suppose.

3rd year - Should I change my attitude to get friends? I don't know why I get cheated everytime ... read more

It's just that I feel like we're attracting the wrong crowd.

The introverted mathematician will look at his shoes while telling you something.

The extroverted will look at your shoes.

Validated.

"LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

He mined his own business.

The goal is the be there the shortest time possible.

They have a hard time opening up

Nobody raised their hand

Introvise .

*anti-social studies*

They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers.

Why does everything have to be a group activity?


[Thanks to /u/rethnor](http://www.reddit.com/r/introvert/comments/26mqge/joke_how_many_introverts_does_it_take_to_screw_in/)

They had to close within the first year because nobody showed up.

It's an inside joke.

Thank God no-one showed up.

Found employment in a nice village. Being a bit of an introvert, took him a few months to venture into the local pub. Asked the bartender for 3 pints, and he took them back into a dark corner table, drank the 3 and left. After a few days, when he ordered his usual 3, the barkeep said "Ya know lad, I... read more

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

Because everyone told him he was a fungi