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Interrupting Jokes

Interrupting Cow's Cousin

Moo.
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Time traveling cow.

Knock knock..Who's there?..Interrupting coefficient of friction..

The interrupting coeff---

MU!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The interrupting doctor." "The interrupting doctor wh-"

You've got cancer

My six year old’s current favorite joke:

Him: Knock knock.

Me: Who’s there?

Him: Interrupting pirate.

Me: Interrupting pira...

Him: Arrrrrrgggh!!!

What did the wrench from New York say to the guy who kept interrupting him?

Hey, I'm torque'in over here!

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

True story. Chicago-area preschool teacher teaching remotely today because of the storms. Her dogs started barking like crazy, interrupting the Zoom. She looked out her window and told/apologized to the class that the shovelers were there. 4 year old classmate replies,

“Wow, your shovelers sound like dogs!”

Been laughing at that one all day.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The hick shepherd

National TV decides to feature a rural shepherd who has spent his entire life on his mountain without ever leaving his small town.

The interview begins, "So, your life must be quite unique. Tell us, what was your happiest day?"

The shepherd replies, "Certainly, that day when my favor...

By mistake his Phone rang in Church during prayers...

The Priest scolded him ...

After prayers, the congregation admonished him for interrupting the silence.

His wife lectured him on his carelessness until they got home.

One could see the shame, embarrassment n humiliation on his face !!

*He has never stepped into the Church...

During a show, a magician asked for a volunteer from the audience and a blonde walked up to the stage.



"Think of a number between 1 and 10," he said.

Silence.

After a moment he cleared his throat.

Nothing.

After another moment he asked the blonde, "Are you ready?"

She started crying and said, "If you keep interrupting me I'll never be able to come up with on...

Why was the volcano rude?

It kept interrupting.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

3-year-old’s first original joke

“Knock knock”

“Who’s there?”

“Interrupting cow”

“Interrupting cow who?”

“...chicken butt!”

She’s quite proud of herself

Give me your best kids knock-knock jokes!

My 4 year old is a budding comedian, and her new favourite is knock-knock jokes. She keeps asking me for new ones that she can tell to people, but I can't find many good ones that she will understand.

The current go-to's are:

Knock knock -- Who's there? -- Europe! -- Europe who? -- No,...

Trump: "Knock knock"

Hillary: "Who's there?"

Trump: "Interrupting Donald Trump"

Hillary: "Interrupting Donald Tr-"

Trump: "WRONG"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The interrupting cow.

The interrupting cow w-

Don't use the word "smart" in front of me.

Daughter’s favourite knock knock joke

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Interrupting paleontologist

Interrupting paleon...

DINOSAUR! DINOSAUR! DINOSAUR!

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